Bonk

Used when a person, mostly in the VTuber world, commits an act that is considered inappropriate, displeasing, wrong or in a wholesome case, playful.

As stated before, It can be used a form of admiration for being horny to a VTuber by not “looking respectfully.” Then proceeds the “Bonk” from them.
VTuber: Your looking at the accessory withing the area specified? Not the somewhere else that may or may not... You know... led you a stray?

Viewer: “Looking Respectfully.” Eye Emoji

VTuber: Suuurrreee... If you say so... Wait. What's that? Booba? Thighs? Armpits? Looks like I'm going a bonking spree. Step right up, you degenerates.
by TeamateNumberZero August 31, 2021
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The cry of the bonk warrior. The mating call between bonk lovers. The life, blood, and creed of your everyday bonker.
"Bonk.io is down today."
"Bonk this. Just gonna have to play some other bonking online game."
"Bonk!"
by JUMPBAMBINO November 17, 2017
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A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.

Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
by psalms86 December 07, 2020
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When something is so terrible it's like being smashed in the face egregiously.
Did you hear the new P Diddler album? That fool is hella bonk
by Philly Brixton January 07, 2024
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When something is so unbelievable that you have to shorten bonkers to express how you feel
Oliver: That party was bonk!
Phoenix: Absolutely wicked!
by phoenixislemons February 20, 2018
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Unit to measure hits on the head with a baseball bat by a doggo to someone who is too horny. These bonks usually come together with the obligation to go to horny jail.
by angrytaco January 12, 2022
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The only word that describes a black girl booty. Many females show off their bonk by wearing tight jeans and boots with fur. It's the perfect, fat, drool in your mouth booty. You'll know when you see one
Tom: dude all these black girls butts are poppin.

Jeff: no their not butts Tom, their bonks

Tom: oh, I never seen so many bonks shake!
by Ling the ming August 12, 2012
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