Dude 1: "Hey what happened to Plympton?"
Dude 2: "Called Alex a whore."
Dude 1: "So she bitch-slapped him?!"
Dude 2: "Worse. Bastard-punch."
Dude 1: "Damn."
Dude 2: "Called Alex a whore."
Dude 1: "So she bitch-slapped him?!"
Dude 2: "Worse. Bastard-punch."
Dude 1: "Damn."
by lightningbaroness March 01, 2010
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by SebasDaFish_ March 16, 2021
A larger than normal person
by Rob Jay May 22, 2008
Methods or schemes that are considered unfair, degrading, or totally uncalled for in the male perspective.
Guy1: "I finally got back my laptop from my roommate after 2 weeks.
Guy2: "Really? What did he use it for?
Guy1: "Finals?..."
Guy2: "Oh I heard he spent 2 weeks porn site hopping on your laptop."
Guy1: "Oh what the hell?!
Guy2: "Bastard tactics..."
Guy2: "Really? What did he use it for?
Guy1: "Finals?..."
Guy2: "Oh I heard he spent 2 weeks porn site hopping on your laptop."
Guy1: "Oh what the hell?!
Guy2: "Bastard tactics..."
by Pwince July 15, 2010
a person who is often naked or not fully clothed; a term of endearment for a person who chooses more often than not to relax in the nude.
person 1: "I'm going to visit Reyna in her room"
person 2: "Be sure to knock before you go in, she's a nakey bastard."
person 2: "Be sure to knock before you go in, she's a nakey bastard."
by daniellisa March 27, 2010
Noun A person who exhibits the traits commonly associated with a salesperson such as excessive friendliness, obliviousness to rejection, and a willingness to engage in mechanical tactics like mirroring posture. Often used pejoratively, the connotation is that someone is acting in a manner typical of a salesperson, not necessarily negatively. Term can also be abbreviated as SB.
I feel like such a Sales Bastard - in that meeting I talked about the weather and golf while asking about my prospect's kids then presented a bunch of PowerPoint slides and asked a bunch of arduous questions until it was time to leave. Of course, I complimented the receptionist on my way out. What's that? Did I get the business? You bet your ass I did!
by CoolGuyRandall November 19, 2009