by SebasDaFish_ March 16, 2021
Get the absolute bastardmug. a person who is often naked or not fully clothed; a term of endearment for a person who chooses more often than not to relax in the nude.
person 1: "I'm going to visit Reyna in her room"
person 2: "Be sure to knock before you go in, she's a nakey bastard."
person 2: "Be sure to knock before you go in, she's a nakey bastard."
by daniellisa March 27, 2010
Get the nakey bastardmug. Computers generally consist of a mother board with the CPU and basic I/O functions. Daughter boards add or enhance performance such as a SCSI controller or video card. Bastard boards are modified daughter boards that only work in one computer or a very specific hardware and software configuration.
by nasamsl March 11, 2010
Get the Bastard Boardmug. Noun A person who exhibits the traits commonly associated with a salesperson such as excessive friendliness, obliviousness to rejection, and a willingness to engage in mechanical tactics like mirroring posture. Often used pejoratively, the connotation is that someone is acting in a manner typical of a salesperson, not necessarily negatively. Term can also be abbreviated as SB.
I feel like such a Sales Bastard - in that meeting I talked about the weather and golf while asking about my prospect's kids then presented a bunch of PowerPoint slides and asked a bunch of arduous questions until it was time to leave. Of course, I complimented the receptionist on my way out. What's that? Did I get the business? You bet your ass I did!
by CoolGuyRandall November 19, 2009
Get the Sales Bastardmug. A tight bastard is someone who hates spending a lot of money. This is normally associated with Scottish people
by Harry Price May 14, 2014
Get the tight bastardmug. A larger than normal person
by Rob Jay May 22, 2008
Get the big bastardmug. by Cuntpunter March 12, 2017
Get the Gomie Bastardmug.