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THAI

ALVIN THAI LIM likes thai thai from time to time but perfers a Thai Poon on his days off then he took his boyfriend on a Thai Honeymoon and be careful of THAI's smile because he has a real Thai Smile .
KATRINA MORDY: " hey HANAHA, what do you like about THAI "

HANAHA: " His Thai Smile ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 14, 2025
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thaye

Hottest being on earth. Better be on the watch girls cause he single.
person who would go for big money baggggggggggg
Wow norbu is so hot let me get up on him.
damn thaye you hyped
by mikey otterman November 23, 2021
mugGet the thayemug.

Thai

This ALVIN THAI LIM character is on some GAY FUGAZI SHIT!

WhO IN ThE heLL claims that they are in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA and gets BOTOX injected in them ๐Ÿ’‰. ๐Ÿ’‹
BraH, who the FAK are you fooling?

Are you THaT deSPeRaTE foR a SHARD of attention that you are willing to do such things. You are a short little queer with tattoos who's trying to fit in anywhere you can either with your BULL SHIT stories or your DING DONG antics!

GO THE FUCK BACK to your country or BACK to BARRIE where you FAKing belong! LoL

Your kids can make it perfectly fine without you, they have made it this far being raised by thier single mom.

You have taken the following substances and still are continuing which everyone knows.
-Viagra
-Cocaine
-Steroids

-Men's semen

-Meth
-Heroine

-Crack

-BOTOX, thanks to KATRINA MORDY

-Weed on the daily
-Drinks like a FISH, your bleach VODKA

that's made in someone's bath ๐Ÿ› tub

tastes like SHIT and is poisonous โ˜ ๐Ÿ’€
-Your Diamonds ๐Ÿ’Ž are pure garbage

just like you.

No wonder the SCLERA part of your eyes ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ are changing colour? Could your liver finally be shutting down ?
KATRINA MORDY: " HANAHA, have you noticed anything different about THAI lately ?

HANAHA: " yeah I have, his lips ๐Ÿ’‹ are swelled up and so is his head , what happened "

KATRINA MORDY: " OH we went to the salon for our BOTOX sessions and they their special running at the time for MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS so THAI fits that description perfectly so he got the MAGILANT discount % "

HANAHA: " did you suck his dick after "

KATRINA MORDY " yea I did, it tasted like SHIT!! It was like he fucked someone up the ASS and it smelt bad too "

HANAHA: " maybe the person ate too much YEMENI CHIKEN RICE and shattered the ๐Ÿšฝ porcelain at the same time "

Wait a minute, I was over at THAI's place and I made YEMENI CHICKEN RICE and the only person that was there was his one roommate RYAN at the time and half the YEMENI CHIKEN rice is gone now.

KATRINA MORDY " " WTF! I KNEW IT, THAI is GAY!

HANAHA: " His best friend TAURIEN DALEY from BARRIE told me that a while ago because something happened to TAURIEN while him and THAI went to MEXICO together โค. TAURIEN woke up naked or something like that "

KATRINA MORDY: " you can have the BASKET CASE "

HANAHA: " well soo much for the YEMENI CHIKEN RICE "

RYAN : " HANAHA, it was delish but I had

Thai Soccer Team all night before THAI put it in if ya know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‰. "

HANAHA " OH , BOY "

KATRINA MORDY : " OH, BOY "
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 14, 2025
mugGet the Thaimug.

Thai Lean

A slang term for Thailandโ€™s street version of โ€œlean.โ€ Unlike the American version that mixes codeine cough syrup with soda and candy, Thai Lean is almost always just kratom tea (namtom) combined with diphenhydramine (Benadryl) syrup or crushed tablets, sometimes with tramadol or other cheap medicines. While soda might be added occasionally to mask the bitterness The effect is a heavy, sedating high layered over kratomโ€™s stimulant base, but itโ€™s unpredictable and carries significant health risks.
Most dudes round here just drink Thai Lean without any soda, it hits harder that way.
by RealCulture August 25, 2025
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Thai soup

THAI SOUP is...a dom/domme tell the male sub to gets a blow of cold water then tie a pice of string/shoe lace around his nuts and between them and then put his nuts and dick in to the water for about 5minutes, then he has to cum into the water then he has to drink it, thats THAI soup
DOMME said to her sub "THAI SOUP" then the male sub made a thai soup and drink it and thank his Domme for the soup
by DOMME greaves January 30, 2019
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Thai Udomsub

Thai Udomsub is here.
by Meme201 September 6, 2025
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thai take-out

Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.
Tom, stop by the pet store... I'm thinking Thai Take-out tonight. Wink.
by unicornjiz October 2, 2015
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