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THAI and his two DING DONG'S, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ( ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI) tried to seduce a individual at the HOLIDAY INN in Waterloo. They even went as far as bringing props along with hired actors LOL. The one big give away was the Waterbottle/ Flask that ALI 🐼 and the one ( hooker/ actor) used to luer the individual into the washroom in the hotel. ALI 🐼 and the hooker went in the washroom and started making noises with the use of the flask like a gagging or pukeing sound but the individual didn't proceed and just entertained it like the induvidual didn't know what was going on but in reality knew the whole thing was a set up. MILES MULTANI had a great time slapping ( actor # 2 - Mandy's A$$ and making comments on her MUFFF, didn't look like she shaved for months but MILES MULTANI didn't mind as he wore her Jean Jacket and was modeling for her with his shirt off and in his gitch. MILES MULTANI looks big on the screen because the whole thing is on video 📹 😳. Television does put on pounds LOL
MILES MULTANI, you have a family in Woodstock and kids so what are you doing running around town
slapping asses with ALI 🐼 ?
MILES MULTANI, the 📹 Video of you and the two hookers along with your boyfriend ALI 🐼 is a classic. We added music to it and made multiple copies LOL 😆 😂 😄 🤣 👍🏽 it looks like a mini softcore PORN MOVIE from the 80's especially with Mandy's MUFF that you were drooling 🤤 😋 over.
The cab 🚖 was a dead giveaway LOL
THAI and his two DING DONG'S, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ( ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI) tried to seduce a individual at the HOLIDAY INN in Waterloo. They even went as far as bringing props along with hired actors LOL. The one big give away was the Waterbottle/ Flask that ALI 🐼 and the one ( hooker/ actor) used to luer the individual into the washroom in the hotel. ALI 🐼 and the hooker went in the washroom and started making noises with the use of the flask like a gagging or pukeing sound but the individual didn't proceed and just entertained it like the induvidual didn't know what was going on but in reality knew the whole thing was a set up. MILES MULTANI had a great time slapping ( actor # 2 - Mandy's A$$ and making comments on her MUFFF, didn't look like she shaved for months but MILES MULTANI didn't mind as he wore her Jean Jacket and was modeling for her with his shirt off and in his gitch. MILES MULTANI looks big on the screen because the whole thing is on video 📹 😳. Television does put on pounds LOL
MILES MULTANI, you have a family in Woodstock and kids so what are you doing running around town
slapping asses with ALI 🐼 ?
MILES MULTANI, the 📹 Video of you and the two hookers along with your boyfriend ALI 🐼 is a classic. We added music to it and made multiple copies LOL 😆 😂 😄 🤣 👍🏽 it looks like a mini softcore PORN MOVIE from the 80's especially with Mandy's MUFF that you were drooling 🤤 😋 over.
The cab 🚖 was a dead giveaway LOL
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
THAI : guys, WTF happened that night ?
MILES MULTANI: shut the FAK up and give me a Thai snowman .
ALI : Thai, heard you have a Thai Whistle
THAI : FUCK you ALI 🐼!! I'm going to make you drink my Thai Coma since you two DING DONG didn't do a good enough job and seduce the induvidual .
ALI 🐼: Fuck you Thai, you are a TRICK !!
Trick of the Thai
MILES MULTANI : Guys stop arguing!! THAI , I want Thai Foreplay right now!
THAI : MILES MULTANI you dumb FUCk! since you blew the cover with the Waterbottle/ Flask I'm going to take a SHIT in it then you will stick your dick in it as I compress the bottle to show you how to make the noise then I will watch you FUCK ALI 🐼 up his ASS!
ALI 🐼 : MILES, go easy if you can because I had Thai-arrhea this morning so my poop 💩 chute is extremely sore and elongated.
MILES MULTANI: I will LOVE you forever ALI🐼, I'm soo glad we are neighbors in Woodstock and my wife doesn't mind one bit.
THAI: MILES, you have Thai Hang
MILES MULTANI: fuck you thai time
THAI : guys, WTF happened that night ?
MILES MULTANI: shut the FAK up and give me a Thai snowman .
ALI : Thai, heard you have a Thai Whistle
THAI : FUCK you ALI 🐼!! I'm going to make you drink my Thai Coma since you two DING DONG didn't do a good enough job and seduce the induvidual .
ALI 🐼: Fuck you Thai, you are a TRICK !!
Trick of the Thai
MILES MULTANI : Guys stop arguing!! THAI , I want Thai Foreplay right now!
THAI : MILES MULTANI you dumb FUCk! since you blew the cover with the Waterbottle/ Flask I'm going to take a SHIT in it then you will stick your dick in it as I compress the bottle to show you how to make the noise then I will watch you FUCK ALI 🐼 up his ASS!
ALI 🐼 : MILES, go easy if you can because I had Thai-arrhea this morning so my poop 💩 chute is extremely sore and elongated.
MILES MULTANI: I will LOVE you forever ALI🐼, I'm soo glad we are neighbors in Woodstock and my wife doesn't mind one bit.
THAI: MILES, you have Thai Hang
MILES MULTANI: fuck you thai time
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Word is , When THAI and TAURIEN went to Mexico 🇲🇽 together Taurien came back with a disease of some sort and gave it to his significant other.
Sounds like it was herpes but is there a chance that it could of been transmitted when THAI and TAURIEN engaged that one night when TAURIEN woke up with his zipper undone and his pants around his ankles?
That's the main question?
Word is , When THAI and TAURIEN went to Mexico 🇲🇽 together Taurien came back with a disease of some sort and gave it to his significant other.
Sounds like it was herpes but is there a chance that it could of been transmitted when THAI and TAURIEN engaged that one night when TAURIEN woke up with his zipper undone and his pants around his ankles?
That's the main question?
BIANCA: " yo, THAI. what's up with TAURIEN, seems like he has a rash of some sort"
THAI: " in MEXICO, I made him my special drink, 💊 thai iced tea and then sexually abused him "
BIANCA: " you finished him off with your special move? Thai Rudder ?
THAI: " OH yeSh!
THAI: " in MEXICO, I made him my special drink, 💊 thai iced tea and then sexually abused him "
BIANCA: " you finished him off with your special move? Thai Rudder ?
THAI: " OH yeSh!
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Thai is in the industry of doing 💅 NAILs and getting BOTOX injected into him self so does that make him GAY or BISEXUAL? At the salon he performs Thai furry nuts when he's really furious with his top lip curled up. At the end of the day at the salon he uses the left over wax and busts a thai hot pot for his VIP clients like ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI.
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Thai is in the industry of doing 💅 NAILs and getting BOTOX injected into him self so does that make him GAY or BISEXUAL? At the salon he performs Thai furry nuts when he's really furious with his top lip curled up. At the end of the day at the salon he uses the left over wax and busts a thai hot pot for his VIP clients like ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
THAI: MILES, Thai handshake ?
MILES MULTANI: yes please !
THAI: ALI 🐼, you good ?
ALI 🐼: after your done with MILES can I put in a special request for a
Thai coconut ?
THAI: for sure I can, as long as your SHIT is runny and muddy I can offer you a Spicy Thai as well.
ALI🐼 : I love you ALVIN THAI LIM, I want to eat your A$$ THAI 👅🌶
THAI: MILES, Thai handshake ?
MILES MULTANI: yes please !
THAI: ALI 🐼, you good ?
ALI 🐼: after your done with MILES can I put in a special request for a
Thai coconut ?
THAI: for sure I can, as long as your SHIT is runny and muddy I can offer you a Spicy Thai as well.
ALI🐼 : I love you ALVIN THAI LIM, I want to eat your A$$ THAI 👅🌶
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He also goes by ALVIN as well, his full name is ALVIN THAI LIM.
He pulled another stint with another individual except this time it wasn't as harsh as the Holiday INN after party.
He had the same people involved this time as well.
ALI and MILES MULTANI
They called up the individual and took him to NIKKI's Roadhouse in Princeton/ Woodstock ONT.
ALI and MILES got the individual all sauced up and had people on the inside at the strip club and they had recited his lingo prior to his arrival at NIKKI's then as he walked by they started throwing the feelers out. LOL
The individual just acted oblivious and pretend like OMG " such a coincidence that they are flowing like me, like whoaaa "
Yo ALVIN THAI LIM you little queer , you have to do a better job on training ALI and MILES MULTANI LOL 😆 😄
These guys are notorious for roffieeing people especially MEN so please do tread.
They are on some P. DIDDY 💩 ?
He also goes by ALVIN as well, his full name is ALVIN THAI LIM.
He pulled another stint with another individual except this time it wasn't as harsh as the Holiday INN after party.
He had the same people involved this time as well.
ALI and MILES MULTANI
They called up the individual and took him to NIKKI's Roadhouse in Princeton/ Woodstock ONT.
ALI and MILES got the individual all sauced up and had people on the inside at the strip club and they had recited his lingo prior to his arrival at NIKKI's then as he walked by they started throwing the feelers out. LOL
The individual just acted oblivious and pretend like OMG " such a coincidence that they are flowing like me, like whoaaa "
Yo ALVIN THAI LIM you little queer , you have to do a better job on training ALI and MILES MULTANI LOL 😆 😄
These guys are notorious for roffieeing people especially MEN so please do tread.
They are on some P. DIDDY 💩 ?
MILES MULTANI: " Yo ALI, looks like the roffie that we put in his drinks has kicked in on the individual"
ALI: " Excellent, keep him occupied and keep feeding him drinks because im going to send a stripper over without him knowing "
THAI: " MILES, ALI.. I need a status update because I'm just around the corner giving a BLOWJOB to my buddy MARK because he finished early from his shift at TOYOTA.
MILES MULTANI: " OH BOY "
ALI: " yo MILES, should I ask THAI to perform the Thai Snow Storm "
MILES MULTANI: " I want IN on this "
INDIVIDUAL: " yo, MILES, ALI- is the charades over yet or should I just keep acting along like I don't notice what you all planned for me ?
MILES MULTANI: " I will buy you another
thai iced tea "
THAI : " Guys keep the individual occupied because MARK here is backed up and is blowing big loads 💦. "
MILES MULTANI: " Yo THAI, do you have room for me, I will promise you our tips won't touch "
THAI: " Yes, ofcourse .just come in on a slight angle with just enough enertia"
MILES MULTANI: " OH BOY"
Moral of the story is, keep your distance from these DING DONG'S and if you do end up going out anywhere with them please tread carefully and purchase your own drinks with all eyes on the bartender at the point of purchase.
ALI: " Excellent, keep him occupied and keep feeding him drinks because im going to send a stripper over without him knowing "
THAI: " MILES, ALI.. I need a status update because I'm just around the corner giving a BLOWJOB to my buddy MARK because he finished early from his shift at TOYOTA.
MILES MULTANI: " OH BOY "
ALI: " yo MILES, should I ask THAI to perform the Thai Snow Storm "
MILES MULTANI: " I want IN on this "
INDIVIDUAL: " yo, MILES, ALI- is the charades over yet or should I just keep acting along like I don't notice what you all planned for me ?
MILES MULTANI: " I will buy you another
thai iced tea "
THAI : " Guys keep the individual occupied because MARK here is backed up and is blowing big loads 💦. "
MILES MULTANI: " Yo THAI, do you have room for me, I will promise you our tips won't touch "
THAI: " Yes, ofcourse .just come in on a slight angle with just enough enertia"
MILES MULTANI: " OH BOY"
Moral of the story is, keep your distance from these DING DONG'S and if you do end up going out anywhere with them please tread carefully and purchase your own drinks with all eyes on the bartender at the point of purchase.
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Concerned CITIZEN # 2 : " that's called a
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" THAI"
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