An energy shielding technology that resists a puppy collision and rebounds it in the opposite direction. This shielding is only affected by puppies, when they reach adulthood, and become dogs, they are no longer rebounded off of the energy surface. Upon collison, the intel theme song is heard and the shielding glows white-blue then fades. The technology was created around 2007 and first tested in the basement of dude #3 in the internet video, "Three dudes and a puppy."
dude#2: Oh no what if he fell into that hole!
dude#3: Oh that's not possible, it has Anti-puppy Technology.
Anti-Puppy hole: deeee, doo dee doo deeee..
dude#3: Oh that's not possible, it has Anti-puppy Technology.
Anti-Puppy hole: deeee, doo dee doo deeee..
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He would make his life much easier if he paid his bills and maintained his schedule online; however, he suffers from a severe case of technolosis.
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An operating system on a computer acts as a Technology Service for a user to interact with programs and applications, as well as other computer systems.
An information technology professional provides Technology Services for common users to interface with their personal peripheral devices.
An information technology professional provides Technology Services for common users to interface with their personal peripheral devices.
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Get the technorotic mug.1.mechanical or robotic character or behavior; technoliness.
2.indulgence in mechanical like instincts, impulses, etc.
3.an instance of mechanical character or behavior.
4.sexual relations between a person and a machine; tsodomy. (technological sodomy)
2.indulgence in mechanical like instincts, impulses, etc.
3.an instance of mechanical character or behavior.
4.sexual relations between a person and a machine; tsodomy. (technological sodomy)
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The art or science of technology usage, especially the discussions surrounding major technology platforms (Microsoft, linux or Novell)
The activities or affairs engaged in by an Information Technology professional. The methods or tactics involved in managing a platform of technology.
The art or science of technology usage, especially the discussions surrounding major technology platforms (Microsoft, linux or Novell)
The activities or affairs engaged in by an Information Technology professional. The methods or tactics involved in managing a platform of technology.
What are your technolitics? Your technology agenda?
When discussing a particular technology (Microsoft NT or Novell Netware), you are conforming to a particular strategy. If Novell and Microsoft were a "2-party system", the Linux would a group of independents.
When discussing a particular technology (Microsoft NT or Novell Netware), you are conforming to a particular strategy. If Novell and Microsoft were a "2-party system", the Linux would a group of independents.
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Dinz2 is always tweeting, facebooking, foursquaring, etc, and is a case example of a technologaholic.
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