When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee
I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"
by anonymous April 26, 2022
Get the Coffee Tar Shitmug. thick ass rat juice and Delicious YUMMM. eat it right down the middle to the tail mmmm tastes as good as your mama did
by OLD RAT ASSCAKES August 11, 2020
Get the tarmug. by Snigle January 28, 2024
Get the tar monkeymug. by Here is my urbanddicionaryname September 13, 2022
Get the Running Tarmug. A woman, usually a white girl (but can be any woman) who has that look, you know that look... that facial look and makeup where you can tell she only chases dark meat
by The Bo$$ Man August 11, 2017
Get the tar queenmug. 
