an old school, big boat, gas-guzzling station-wagon that is embarrassing to be seen driving or riding in. Many people wear a disguise if they have to ride in one.
I saw your mom pick you up at the movies Saturday night with the tard mobile, just as you were about to get that chick's phone number-that sucks!
by busterboner August 29, 2009
Get the tard mobilemug. by Marsh1232 January 21, 2018
Get the Touch of the tardmug. Derogatory hick-synonym signified by the ignorant ideals they hold.
A hick is defined by their refusal to wear anything that isn't farm-equipment exclusive (IE Carhartt, Caterpillar, John Deere), their communicative skills being saturated with southern colloquialisms and errors, their wholesome Protestant upbringings, their diesel-powered pick-up trucks, their questionable addiction to chewing tabacco, their strictly right-wing political views, and/or their insatiable obsession with anything society deems white-trash (Nascar, Sarah Palin, Wal-mart, etc).
Hicks are still functional members of society and aren't necessarily bad people until they slip into the realm of ag-tard.
Hicks become ag-tards when their moral compass points them due-south toward straight-up ignorance. The distinguishing trait, therefore, is extreme idealogical intolerance. Ag-tards are typically riddled with a mixture of extreme racism, sexism, ethnocentrism, oblivious dogmatism, homophobia, xenophobia, or all of the above.
A hick is defined by their refusal to wear anything that isn't farm-equipment exclusive (IE Carhartt, Caterpillar, John Deere), their communicative skills being saturated with southern colloquialisms and errors, their wholesome Protestant upbringings, their diesel-powered pick-up trucks, their questionable addiction to chewing tabacco, their strictly right-wing political views, and/or their insatiable obsession with anything society deems white-trash (Nascar, Sarah Palin, Wal-mart, etc).
Hicks are still functional members of society and aren't necessarily bad people until they slip into the realm of ag-tard.
Hicks become ag-tards when their moral compass points them due-south toward straight-up ignorance. The distinguishing trait, therefore, is extreme idealogical intolerance. Ag-tards are typically riddled with a mixture of extreme racism, sexism, ethnocentrism, oblivious dogmatism, homophobia, xenophobia, or all of the above.
Jed: woooo doggy, nothin' sure makes me madder than spics, niggers, faggots, kikes, chinks, and liberals! I wish they'd all just do us'll a favor and catch the AIDS already! (insert uproarious, twangy laughter)
Jane: Could you be any more ag-tarded?! Die.
Jane: Could you be any more ag-tarded?! Die.
by Beeranden September 12, 2011
Get the ag-tardmug. Someone who is in such a drunken state that the stupid stuff they do begins to go beyond simple drunk annoyance.
Bob is being such a drunktard! He has had way too much to drink!He's started three different fights tonight. One of them was with a mailbox! I wish someone would drive his drunk-tarded ass home.
by J. Keenan December 16, 2008
Get the drunk-tardmug. Any collection of retarded people, typically for the purpose of education or socialization. Used particularly when the group goes on adventures to the "outside world" that they otherwise might not enjoy.
I went to Busch Gardens today, but apparently it was the day for all of the tard farms to come to the park.
by Golfhaus September 9, 2004
Get the tard farmmug. Began as a nickname for the XBOX 360 core system because only tards and clueless parents buy it. It has now transformed into an insult and used as a variation of tard.
by NESticle January 2, 2006
Get the tard packmug. Any individual that makes a statement that is so obnoxious that you can't decide between calling them a douche bag or a retard, so you call them a douche tard.
by BigTimeDoucheTard January 11, 2010
Get the douche tardmug.