Swine Fever

The Reaction you have when you hear about the Swine Flu in your town/school/state. And False panic and adrenaline rush that comes over you in hope for a school closing or cancellation.

very contagious among young teenagers and parents.
There is no cure for swine fever except if a smarter person slaps you across the face and explains the facts of the flu to you.
Kid 1: did you hear that Jerry in Warfield County has "The Swine?"

Kid 2: NO OMFG (the first case of Swine Fever)

kid 3: SO THEY MIGHT CLOSE THE SCHOOL!!!!

(continued)

kid 1345: did you hear that jerry from mrs. Wally's Class has the flu?

kid 1346: no im going home to tell my mommy!!!!
by Winniethefoo May 04, 2009
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Uncultured swine

Someone is is dirty and worthless, like a pig, but comes through as a good friend and ,for some really odd reason, leaves a good taste in ur mouth, like bacon.
Latasha look at that dirty pig over there sucking dick. What a uncultured swine she is.
Two weeks later...
Latasha look at our little hoe over there sucking dick!! Man I am so happy she came through to us
by Itssotrue August 09, 2016
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Swine Slammer

One who seeks out slam hogs or girls lower on the proverbial "totem pole" simply for sport.
"Wow, Corey! You really are a Swine Slammer! I would even bang that Slam Hog beast of a woman with Sasquatch's dick!"
by DoctorofVirginity February 13, 2022
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Swine Roll

When you shit yourself and roll in it.
He was living on the edge, holding back those turds at work, then managed to do a swine roll at the gym doing Yoga.
by plopsicle August 21, 2015
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Swine Flu

When your friend goes home with a fat chick from the bar.
Dude, I think Jeff caught the swine flu last night. That bi*ch was HUGE.
by Horse Cack October 01, 2009
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Swine Flu

The H1N1 virus aka pig flu and the center of cold jokes among you and your idiotic friends.
A: *cough*

B: swine flu!

a: v_v *slap*
by Mamma Luigi November 08, 2009
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