When you are having sex in the back of your car and she loses control and shits on your car seat. In the morning you look at your rear seat and there is a brown surprise awaiting.
This actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my Father found it and once in my own car.
My old man could not work out where the poo came from..
This actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my Father found it and once in my own car.
My old man could not work out where the poo came from..
Last night i was fucking sally in the back of the car and when I looked at the rear car seat i noticed that she left me a backseat surprise.
Or Whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!
There's poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?
Or Whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!
There's poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?
by Woody woodPecker August 10, 2012
The act of shitting/vomiting/pissing and or ejaculating into a jacket/jumper, then throwing it on to an unsuspecting peer, spreading bodily fluids on their face.
by Hercules G. Rockefeller March 05, 2011
A hunter surprise is when two hunters meet up in a log cabin and shove their rifles up the other's ass.
by Greeeeeg July 18, 2015
When someone shoves a frozen sausage up your
ass while licking it at the same time in a Walmart bathroom
ass while licking it at the same time in a Walmart bathroom
by Niggaz in my butthole May 15, 2020
When someone takes a muddy sticky poo and doesn't flush the toilet... just leaving the poo there to be seen and stuck to the inside of the toilet for all eternity.
by Calgarian Fred November 26, 2020
Sprinkling your sex partner's ding dong with cheese dust and then licking it off at the point of climax
by viper1109 January 22, 2015
A sexy way to finger a girl. When a man or woman touches their four fingers to their thumb, so to look like a duck beak or an unopened flower, and places them in a woman's vagina, then forcibly opening them in said vagina, creating a flower surprise.
by boyfromnantucketrnix November 25, 2009