When you and your friends run out of weed, and one person out of nowhere pulls out a dub and a dutch so you can continue smoking.
You and your friends are all sitting around smoking out of your bong when you go to open your grinder to pack another one and all the weed is gone!! out of nowhere someone pulls out a dub and a dutch.....Surprise Blunt!!
by high miles August 30, 2012
Get the Surprise Bluntmug. A phrase borrowed from the movie "Dinner for Schmucks". It is used in a sarcastic, mocking manner after asking someone a ridiculous question.
Dude: Have you ever lived among Alaskans and ate bear meat in their traditional manner?
Dudette: No!
Dude: That surprises me...
Dudette: No!
Dude: That surprises me...
by joesk84ever December 26, 2011
Get the That surprises memug. by Pecan God August 8, 2016
Get the Spooky surprisemug. by Burnsides January 1, 2021
Get the Pulitzer Surprisemug. When you surprise your girl with your boner and expect sex. And is met with partial success that ends with her unsatisfied. Could be worse.
Female: I really wish my boyfriend would seduce me, but all I get is boner surprise.
Male: I wanna have sex tonight. strategy? boner surprise!
Bro 1: bro! I was hanging with this new girl and she totally fell for boner surprise!
Bro 2: HA! Bro that’s so classic!! (High fives)
Male: I wanna have sex tonight. strategy? boner surprise!
Bro 1: bro! I was hanging with this new girl and she totally fell for boner surprise!
Bro 2: HA! Bro that’s so classic!! (High fives)
by Young Skeezy June 6, 2020
Get the Boner Surprisemug. When you are having sex in the back of your car and she loses control and shits on your car seat. In the morning you look at your rear seat and there is a brown surprise awaiting.
This actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my Father found it and once in my own car.
My old man could not work out where the poo came from..
This actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my Father found it and once in my own car.
My old man could not work out where the poo came from..
Last night i was fucking sally in the back of the car and when I looked at the rear car seat i noticed that she left me a backseat surprise.
Or Whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!
There's poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?
Or Whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!
There's poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?
by Woody woodPecker August 10, 2012
Get the backseat surprisemug. The synergy between a driver and their vehicle when an unnoticed object suddenly appears in their path, leading to a quick slam of the brakes and "oh shit!" expression of the driver. The vehicle itself jerks back suddenly, as if the object has startled it.
Usually occurs while making one's way around corners or in parking garages.
Usually occurs while making one's way around corners or in parking garages.
What a dip....Mike's been drinking all day and now he's trying to parallel park. Every time he starts to back up and looks in his rearview, he gets car surprise.
by LuckyPucker April 3, 2009
Get the car surprisemug.