by flamingofan123 May 5, 2019
Get the Suburban Fucktionarymug. A person from the suburbs that is unsophisticated and knows nothing about the country. Slightly more tolerable than a cidiot.
“My suburban bumpkin of a cousin came up for the weekend and thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.
by that country kid March 3, 2021
Get the Suburban Bumpkinmug. by captainjamesswapdadeck February 9, 2013
Get the Suburban Piratesmug. by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019
Get the Suburban Dictionarymug. A girl in her late teens or twenties who still lives at home, and spends all of her time locked inside her room posting memes and sad songs from Spotify implying she is extremely depressed or mentally ill.
These women can come across as quirky, approachable, and have no problem making conversation with you or even appearing to be interested in you romantically, but are so committed to role-playing as a helpless princess, that they don't actually want to get better or even leave the house unless absolutely necessary, and have no problem sitting at home, wallowing in their self-inflicted misery and binging on Netflix while their parents pay for everything.
Many (though not all) suffer from personality disorders.
These women can come across as quirky, approachable, and have no problem making conversation with you or even appearing to be interested in you romantically, but are so committed to role-playing as a helpless princess, that they don't actually want to get better or even leave the house unless absolutely necessary, and have no problem sitting at home, wallowing in their self-inflicted misery and binging on Netflix while their parents pay for everything.
Many (though not all) suffer from personality disorders.
"That's the fifth time Brittney has stood you up this month, are you guys even dating anymore?"
"I think so? She's a bit of a suburban rapunzel."
"I think so? She's a bit of a suburban rapunzel."
by PizzaSubCombo October 12, 2022
Get the Suburban Rapunzelmug. Used by Australian long haul truck drivers
To be stuck at home while waiting for their next load or job/miss being on the highway
To be stuck at home while waiting for their next load or job/miss being on the highway
by Redbull0sugar July 1, 2024
Get the Suburban Loadmug. When a person puts on red lipstick and performs oral sex while having red hot candies in their mouth, followed immediately by anal sex.
by Sprikenz3 October 30, 2016
Get the Red-Hot Suburbanmug.