and i was stoned

Added to the end of a stupid excuse to make the excuse seem slightly better than what it is worth.

Will: Why'd you put that up on facebook.
Ed:Because it's funny.
Will:...
Ed:(realizing the seriousness) and i was stoned

by Ghost2human May 15, 2010

Stoned

1. The highest form of "spacing out" known to man, normally comes after smoking enough marijuana.

2. The third part in a three part cycle during the smoking of marijuana/pot (buzzed, high, stoned). Generally the weirdest point, where even the lines dividing lanes on the road can become the most interesting thing you've ever seen. Also that can be included as side effects random laughing, munchies, and just overall spaced out.

1. I was so stoned that I just stared at the T.V. for 3 hours straight not realizing what the fuck was going on around me.

2. "Yo, Tim did you get stoned man?"

"Hellz yeah, I couldn't help but stare at your family portrait for two hours while just sporadically laughing my ass off. Damn that picture must have a spell on it or some shit."

3. "So like I was saying, wait, what was I saying?"

by RAWR...Lolz April 13, 2009

Stove

A white woman who ONLY likes black guys bbc slut and who only likes getting it from black guys spring thomas. She has no intentions of ever dating someone white, or of any other ethnicity. It's black or nothing.

Girl: "Oh he's cute, would you date him?"

Stove: "Ew, no he's not black."

by bigblckcck September 10, 2011

Stoned

D: all of the above

When your friend is able to convince you hes a vampire so you beat him with a stick.

"no dude your not a fuckin vampire quit it... oh shit dude maybe you are wtf get the fuck away ahhh shit"

by one stonned ass motherfucker May 26, 2004

Stove pipe

A prison slang term for nigger

"Man, fuck them stove pipes, they stole my shit."

by Tim England February 6, 2008

Montana Stovepipe

Similar to fisting; involves grabbing your sleeve and inserting it fist and all into someone else's rectum. The next step, is to deftly remove your fist, leaving the sleeve in place, thus creating the 'stovepipe' out of the long sleeve.

My mom called in sick to work because her boyfriend gave her the Montana Stovepipe, and now she hasn't shit right for a week.

by GoldB69 November 11, 2007

Russell Stover

The insertion of one's ballsac into a woman's anus, getting the ballsac covered in "chocolate", and slapping it around on her, usually on the face.

-Damn dude I freaked that bitch out. I took my nuts on a little trip to her chocolate factory and Russell Stovered her in the face.

-Awwwwwwh, Karl!!! Nuts in the asshole!! Now why don't you just Russell Stovah all over that ho!!!!!!!!!!

by The Cleveland Steamer October 4, 2005