Splacktacular

adj. someone you find sexually desireable

damn that girl is splacktacular.

by Victor Johnson March 3, 2009

spladoopeling

the act of inhaling a feces covered corn kernel or other fibrous object while the nose is embedded in a cantankerous elderly womens anus, while the tongue simultaneously penetrates what could be called the roast beef sandwich(otherwise known as the vaginal crevasse)

Last evening my brother saw that my nose was covered in feces and that a kernel of corn was stuck on my upper lip; he was was enraged because he knew that I had been spladoopeling his wife.

by OmyObama January 27, 2010

splaazz

that sound a fat guy (or chick) makes when falling into a pool

did you hear that splaazz!? WTF!

by me April 23, 2005

spladow

a word of exclamation during sex.

"oh man....SPLADOW!"

by mollypop February 28, 2005

splah

bitch, puto,person u dont like, or you can just say it randomly

1.eww look at that splah!!!
2.omg did u see that splah!?!?
3.Shes such a splah!

by s-toth June 11, 2006

splaff

A marijuana joint laced with acid

My friend dbase smoked a splaff, tripped balls, spent the night in a hospital and died for a moment.

by vegasjoe May 26, 2007

splakalakic

bad enugh to make you want to actualy learn so you can go back in time and get back the wasted time also , see splorgledemic

my brain cannot withstand the massive ammounts of suck from this game it is extreemly splakalakic

by e.k.n June 11, 2005