Mom's spaghetti

is better than
Dad's ravioli
Grandma's ginocchi
Girlfriend's tortellini
Grandpa's rigatoni
You better lose yourself in ya mom's spaghetti
It's ready
You better never let it go
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
'Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime, yo 🍝
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spaghetti kick

The act of appearing to Roundhouse Kick a combatant, while in actuality missing their head with your foot entirely, instead opting to bluntly strike your opponent in the face with ones excessively large dong on the follow through
“yo stfu or ill spaghetti kick the shit outta you”
“With that tiny ass weenor ya got? Yeah, ok”
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Jack Spaghetti

A tongue tied, spit infested 'Leerpool' supporter, who cannot speak English and has a brother called 'Ogger'.
You speak like such a Jack Spaghetti. E.g/ Oscar becomes 'Ogger'
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Spaghetti Surprise

When you find you have a tapeworm infestation after using the toilet. Instead of a normal lincoln logsets... you see a pile of bloody tapeworms with little poop nuggets that look like meatballs... thus, a spaghetti surprise.
My friend Matt just got back from Mexico and had to go to the hospital after having a spaghetti surprise in the toiler.
by Marky Benjamin June 06, 2010
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Jolly spaghetti

It means that you are someone's comfort.

Jolly spaghetti in one's life is being the rest to one's long and tiring day.
by fishymolly08 January 20, 2022
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zac spaghetti

i vape yes haha i am cool i also beat my 78 inch penis to gay grandpa porn. also wannabe nigger
hey look its a wild zac spaghetti (bonicci)
by asianpotnoodle April 02, 2019
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Colettie Spaghetti

I am Colettie Spaghetti.
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