soft and neat

the meme of all memes created by Dan & Phil when on a danandphilcrafts video potato prints are shown, the fraise SOFT AND NEAT is thrown around then a shit ton of people commented soft and neat therefore causing a purge of soft and neat memes

Phil; SOFT AND NEAT
The rest of the world; SPAM ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by peggyscut April 29, 2019

soft thug

a man who will be down to kill for you, but never lay a hand on you. a man who will come home in a bloody shirt, shower, lay you down, and cuddle until the sun comes up.

I need myself a soft thug.

by xxxochitl May 20, 2016

Kitten Soft

A lovely, soft brand of toilet paper.

Just bought some Kitten Soft from the grocery store. It feels so good on my butt.

by zojo86 November 13, 2013

soft angst

Soft angst is usually used in fanfic. Angst in fanfic usually means the story is sad or depressing, however soft angst is usually used in a not so sad story.

That story had some soft angst. It was sad but not to the point where it made me sad.

by MomLeftMeAtWalmart August 1, 2019

soft bend

A soft lay when one or both parties are uninterested in having sex and are just bored.

Tara had nothing better to do so she gave Dwayne a soft bend to pass the time and make it easier to fall asleep.

by Dablister August 2, 2022

soft-sama

Skeetimus

Soft-Sama has a PHD in Poop Jar studies

by SlipperyPeteED August 19, 2019

Soft Office

Evolution of working from home - working from bed.

After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.

You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.

The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.

Cor blimey, I went one too many on the Sunday wines last night. How fortunate I’m in the soft office tomorrow.

by BeebopandRocksteady May 20, 2021