soft thug

a man who will be down to kill for you, but never lay a hand on you. a man who will come home in a bloody shirt, shower, lay you down, and cuddle until the sun comes up.

I need myself a soft thug.

by xxxochitl May 20, 2016

soft vegan

When portray yourself vegan for social media likes but eat like shit off camera.

"I saw Patsy eating chicken yesterday, isn't she vegan?"
"No, she's a soft vegan - if she's not taking a picture it doesn't count"

by 2vegan4u May 13, 2016

Soft Mookie

One who is squishy; flabby; pudding like; resembles a flat blobby substance

"Yo, that kid is so bad at basketball!"
"I know he's such a soft mookie."

by Heather Philips January 18, 2013

The Soft Nut

When a man's masturbated so many times in a day that he can no longer get a full erection, but still manages to ejaculate.

"Dude, the soft nut is my favorite nut to bust."

by BlasphemingGod November 3, 2013

Soft cannoli

When an Italian man is unable to attain an erection to preform sexual intercourse.

Luigi left his “cannoli” wrapped up too long and it went soft halfway through the night.

Giorgia was disappointed with Alfredo’s soft cannoli, and she never called him back.

by EmotionalSupportHampster November 4, 2018

soft lewd

Borderline lewd, but still teasing. The subject would most likely be fully clothed. Acts of soft leads would be cosplay, or strip teasing by slightly lifting up a skirt to show off them legs.

You can’t send Lewds cause they’re too NSFW, but you can send Soft Lewds, it’s not as scandalous.

by ramen_lucky! September 4, 2018

Soft Poppin’

That soft popping, flesh smacking sound made from skin to skin slapping during doggie style intercourse.

I could hear soft poppin’ coming from my roommates bedroom so I knew he was hitting some chick from behind.

I love the sound of soft poppin’ when watching amateur porn.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018