Fart Sock

When you’ve been pink socked so many times, that a good fart will cause a self inflicted pink sock.

Damnit, I just fart socked my self!

by Mullets and Mustcahes September 13, 2018

sock residue

The bits of fluff you find in between your toes after wearing new socks.

Oh my God, you've got frostbite!

Don't worry, it's just sock residue.

by knob jockey December 14, 2007

Shit in a sock

Someone who has their shit together.

She has really got her shit in a sock.

by Solid Jackson March 10, 2015

sock stamp

The imprint your socks leaves on your calves and ankles after wearing them all day.

"Man it's hot outside, but I can't wear shorts."
"Why not?"
"Cuz these damn tube socks gave me a sock stamp."

by Kali B November 21, 2007

sock blocked

Being interrupted mid-masturbation. Can be when one is directly caught in the act or is interrupted by other means, i.e. an unexpected guest at the door, a phone call, someone coming to check up on them, etc.

I was almost finished choking the chicken when my brother barged into my room and sock blocked me.

by MylesMad May 8, 2015

Gangsters sock

When your testicles hang in your scrotum like 2 snooker balls in a sock

My bollocks hang like a gangsters sock

by RedLion2022 November 7, 2022

Sock Knot

The rapidly tied knot at the open end of a condom. The Sock Knot is immediately tied post ejaculation and withdrawal of the penis. A Sock Knot prevents the messy leak of semen from the used prophylactic.

After Roger blew his nut, he quickly removed the sheath from his penis and tied a quick Sock Knot to keep the mess to a minimum.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015