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Siberian Snowman

A "Naturally Occurring" snowman; a snowman that is actually a frozen person found buried in the snow for any amount of time.

A Siberian Snowman is not the kind of snowman one would desire to find, although, they do still count as snowmen and anyone who finds one can claim the remains as an achievement as they can be very difficult to discover.
"Babushka! Babushka! Jakob was out, digging in the snow when he found a hand sticking out from the ground!"
"Mmmm da grandchild of mine, my sweet Jakob seems to have found a Siberian Snowman! What a lucky boy he will grow up to be!"
by Liam Longshire November 29, 2018
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Hairy Snowman

My mum in the bath. Probably your mum in the bath.
"What's that white furry thing in the corner?"

"Oh, just my hairy snowman."
by Graham29andahalf July 19, 2014
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snowman lesbian

Similar to a peacock preening its feathers, the snowman lesbian builds and maintains her snowman in order to attract a mate. A snowman lesbian might spend days or even weeks on a single snowman but finding another lesbian to U-Haul home with makes it all worth it.
John: “Why’d she move to Montana?”
Betty: “Oh, she’s a snowman lesbian. She’s gotta go live somewhere with a lot of snow to have any chance of getting laid.”
by Zohiel January 20, 2025
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Snowman Schemes

Noun; A server created to showcase schemes of owner 'Snowman', this server has been public since 2022 and has been updated ever since, the server is moderated by Admins and mods of 'Snowmans' soldiers, some notable Moderators and Admin include Monaco, Camo, Kdub, Asunder, and Cam. This server has recently evolved to include "Custom Diecast" made and sold by 'Snowman'
Snowman Schemes always had the best most recent schemes of NASCAR
by kdub386 August 7, 2024
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Snowman

Taking a dump on top of another dump, then sticking a baby carrot in it
Don’t go in there bro, just made the biggest snowman
by AdellaRules July 15, 2021
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Snowman

1. The n-word for white people.
2. Word to refer to a white boy from the hood
- Yo n**** !
- Bro I’m white as hell
- Oh my bad then … Waddup Snowman
by Definisseurofgod January 16, 2022
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Minnesota Snowman

A Minnesota Snowman is described as a sexual act involving leaving a male's reproductive fluids in a jar until it crusts over, this jar traditionally has a mold inside of it, this mold is usually decorated and kept, creating a Minnesota Snowman.
After a long time, it finally crusted over, James pulled out his hard work, his "Minnesota Snowman"
by theskinwalker May 2, 2025
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