Similar to a peacock preening its feathers, the snowman lesbian builds and maintains her snowman in order to attract a mate. A snowman lesbian might spend days or even weeks on a single snowman but finding another lesbian to U-Haul home with makes it all worth it.
John: “Why’d she move to Montana?”
Betty: “Oh, she’s a snowman lesbian. She’s gotta go live somewhere with a lot of snow to have any chance of getting laid.”
Betty: “Oh, she’s a snowman lesbian. She’s gotta go live somewhere with a lot of snow to have any chance of getting laid.”
by Zohiel January 20, 2025
Get the snowman lesbianmug. When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.
Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!
by Brownsugar December 30, 2013
Get the Colorado Snowmanmug. When three men are penetrating a hole at once, and the collective semen from their members dribbles out so much so that it coats their balls. The creates a 3 sack high snowman sandwich
"All of us were fuckin' her in the ass then the cum came out. It ended up making a snowman sandwich!"
by WhydoIive December 12, 2016
Get the snowman sandwichmug. by AdellaRules July 15, 2021
Get the Snowmanmug. by Definisseurofgod January 16, 2022
Get the Snowmanmug. Noun; A server created to showcase schemes of owner 'Snowman', this server has been public since 2022 and has been updated ever since, the server is moderated by Admins and mods of 'Snowmans' soldiers, some notable Moderators and Admin include Monaco, Camo, Kdub, Asunder, and Cam. This server has recently evolved to include "Custom Diecast" made and sold by 'Snowman'
by kdub386 August 7, 2024
Get the Snowman Schemesmug. by Graham29andahalf July 19, 2014
Get the Hairy Snowmanmug.