The Human Snowman

Where there is a person laying flat on the bed and cum covering the entire body

Person 1: Man, I'm so tired.
Person 2: That's the because you made me the human snowman last night.

by ungabunga04 July 01, 2021

Tennessee Snowman

When you do a line of coke off of a dirty butthole and it leaves off remnants on your upper lip. Its to immitate the image of a snowman you make in Tennessee snow (with dirt and leaves throughout the snow).

When I came home the other night my wife exclaimed, "Nice Tennessee Snowman!".

by Porcelainivorysteel December 24, 2020

tipsy snowman

When you cum on another drunk man

The tipsy snowman was amazing

by Coochie sniff February 07, 2021

Abominable Snowman

When an overweight/overly obese man is doing anal and ejaculates large amounts of semen inside the rectal cavity. Thus the act of a Santa Claus parody. Because everyone knows Santa gets pussy from Mrs. clause

“Man that beared jiggalo sure did cum a lot in sally’s Ass.

“Yeah he went full Abominable Snowman on her, boom! *imitates avalanche sounds*”

by Boogieclyde December 25, 2018

Hairy Snowman

My mum in the bath. Probably your mum in the bath.

"What's that white furry thing in the corner?"

"Oh, just my hairy snowman."

by Graham29andahalf July 19, 2014

Louisiana Snowman

Noun. A green snowman made out of large heads of cabbage.. cuz they aint got no snow.

Why is it even called a Louisiana Snowman if it isnt made out of snow? Where you thinx they gon' find fluffy stuff down rown hyeă?

by chocodile December 11, 2022

snowman dick

When your dick gets shorter but also gets wider. Pure chode mode.

"Bro I think I got snowman dick."
"Damn dude I had that a while ago, my dick is still recovering"

by Glarity March 23, 2022