Vince Snorkel Tiet

‘Wat irritant doen jonge’ is a sentence used when you trigger the almighty vince. This is the only thing he is able to say.

Vince Snorkel Tiet: ‘wat ge leaved tantoe homo’

by Edward Richtieten February 14, 2020

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Sunmaid Snorkel

Stuffing raisins into your partner’s ass hole and sucking them out aggressively until you start choking; your partner jerks you off til you cum and then resuscitates you

Damn I almost died during that sunmaid snorkel but the intensity of the nut I busted was worth it

by WtxClda July 5, 2020

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asshole snorkeling

When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.

I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.

by Moss the Boss visiblydistorted July 16, 2020

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Snorkeling

The act of another human being surviving from the ejactulation produced by the male penis; usually to conserve

During the pandemic my wife and I survived by snorkeling due to lack of food.

by Pantyemic October 19, 2020

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See snorkeling, except this is performed from the backside of the said male resembling how an Australian toilet flushes in reverse.. The male tucks both his balls and shaft underneath and essentially covering his taint so that they appear right beside the butt hole. The other participant places the balls over their eyelids and begins to suck on the dick while their nose rests in the ass of the male resembling a snorkel.

Boyfriend: Hey babe, want to give me a blow job?

Girlfriend: Sure. It's kind of bright in here, maybe I will just go snorkeling instead?

Boyfriend: You have always told me you have wanted to go to Australia, (as he turns around) now you can go snorkeling in Australia!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017

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