"Hey man trisha just walked past my house today and I had a sneezing squidward"
"aww sweet "
"I had to change my pants in the car"
"aww sweet "
"I had to change my pants in the car"
by Wawumba July 3, 2015
Get the Sneezing squidwardmug. A phantom sneeze is the feeling of betrayal you get when you thought you had to sneeze but couldn't.
by MGE95 September 6, 2018
Get the phantom sneezemug. Prison Sneeze- when a person who has spent a considerable amount of time in prison sneezes and shits themselves.
Jerome prison sneezed in the car , which made the drive home from the weekly AA meeting uncomfortable.
by SirTesticules March 4, 2019
Get the prison sneezemug. A Shotgun-Sneeze is when someone has two sneezes whithin a few seconds of each other, and then in about 30 or so seconds they have two more. Like if you're nose was a dual barrel shotgun and it had to reload.
by Colton 2266 July 4, 2021
Get the Shotgun-Sneezemug. When inhaling smoke from a cigarette/blunt and you're about to exhale, you sneeze and the exhaling and sneeze combine.
by AwesomeEgo September 2, 2014
Get the dragon sneezemug. by Fluffy Orange Princess September 30, 2014
Get the butthole sneezemug. The act of releasing a well filled & inflated condom of semen schlakum onto your female partners face after intercourse
Have sex (with condom), blow your load into condom, inflate condom in secrecy, while she fixes the pillows, turn condom upside down so that shlakum is towards currently sealed end, and release. This results in a splatter of shlakum sneeze all over your girls face. They love this.
by Shlakum 22 September 27, 2019
Get the Shlakum Sneezemug.