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angry snail

An angry snail is what you call a bottle of beer that has been dropped, causing beer to froth out the top as it spins on the ground. Are often the result of a taxi.
An angry snail can also be spotted when a warm or shaken beer is opened by its unsuspecting owner.
Oh shit, check it out, angry snail
Ha ha, look at Davo with the angry snail
by Stumpy Grumpy September 19, 2006
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Snail Trail

A trail of pussy goo that is transferred to the thighs of your pants whilst recieving a lap dance.
Oh shit! Brooke's gonna know I went to the strip bar, my freakin pants have snail trails!
by Bobberto February 20, 2006
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Snail Trail

Immeditately following ejaculation; dragging your penis across your partners back leaving a fresh, slimy, and glistening trail. Not unlike that left by a snail on the sidewalk.
"I saw a homeless guy passed out on a park bench, so I left a Snail Trail on his back, and took his sandwich."
by Corey Trevor May 16, 2006
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Snail Trail

A man who has a thin strip of hair from his belly-button to his pubic region. Also known as treasure trail, or highway to heaven.
Oh my god, did you see the snail trail on him?

I was foolin' around with Brad last night, and he had a fuckin' snail trail, I was like - eeew!
by Mr. Merge May 31, 2005
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Snail-bag

Mary snail-bagged Mike.
by Manda1984 December 24, 2008
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Snail trail

A wet, mucousy streak left in a womens underwear after a hot sweaty day (the stage before it turns to panty crust)
Val had a nasty snail trail in her panties today....hahaha
by Barny July 9, 2003
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butt snails

A made up disease to be used for excuses like missing school, or not wanting to be raped in the ass.
Bend Over!

I wouldn't rape me if I were you, I have butt snails.

Dude, that's sick.
by lazerbrian November 7, 2007
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