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Speedo Smuggler

You ever see 2 record holding watermelons next to each other?... Imagine it, now put that on the backside of someone on my 600 pound life.... Now put a Speedo on it. Voila!! Hope you have enough bleach for that image!
Damn!! Yo momma a straight Speedo Smuggler! You lucky you didn't get squished on exit bro.
by RichTheRedn3ck August 28, 2024
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Koala Smuggler

Similar to the Kangaroo Smuggler, the Koala Smuggler is the person doing the fisting and spitting.
I finally found a Koala Smuggler to meet my friend who is a Kangaroo Smuggler
by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023
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bomb smuggler

A girl with *much* larger breasts than anyone realizes because she always wears loose-fitting clothes
I hooked up with Gwen last night...turns out she's a bomb smuggler!
by FanDeBerg September 1, 2016
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Marmasset Smuggler

A person who actively places furry animals into their underpants in order to hide them from the rest of the world.
Ever notice a person at the airport walking in a strange manner? this person is proberbly a Marmasset Smuggler and has 4 or 5 of the poor buggers stuffed in his pants. Customs will give you a hefty fine and a possible prison sentence.
by Curly Calamari September 29, 2008
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Nickel Smuggler

A lower belly bulge carried prominently beneath the belt line which makes a person appear as if they is trying to smuggle a bag of nickels in their pants.
"Did you see that nickel smuggler?"
by Johnny On The Slot September 30, 2011
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Butt smuggler

A infant found on the bus that carries marijuana or usually methamphetamine packages in their anal passage. Usually found with a discrepant looking mother in a underfunded stroller. Between the ages of 0-24 months often found smelling of sickly sweet poop.
You find butt smugglers to sell your drugs for you on any major transit access
by Cody5050 May 27, 2023
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SMUGGLER

There are race on there own world who side with any race who wishes to control Arrakis Mikel can go house Atradies and I'll go the Smugglers it's on game on okay be nice to them I want to implement fair trade with him on the Worm Planet Arrakis we shall be watching and side as we please
SMUGGLER: AFFIMATIVE
by 201HH April 8, 2024
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