sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.

Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.

by Textzitter December 6, 2011

Take a sit

To calm and sit down

When a person is yelling and you tell them to take a sit.

by Autumncat February 1, 2016

sitting right

termed by X-to-the-Z Xzibit on the popular show, Pimp My Ride. Refers to a new set of rims/tires that are much hotter than the factory se. In most cases, bigger wheels, lower profile tires. But when refering to a offroad vehicle...bigger tires and smaller rims. Can also refer to the way a car has been lowered or raised. Basically, one bad ass ride.

"Daaaaaaaamn, dat whip be sittin right dawg!"

by gb_junkie May 13, 2005

Sitting on a brick

When your dick is hard as shit.

I can't move, I'm sitting on a brick cuz.

by Kee1234 July 10, 2016

shit sit

When you are sitting and talking with a friend while they take a shit.

1) Well I'm gonna go take a shit
2) Have fun with that
3) Come shit sit with me

by sowy m9 April 21, 2016

Polly Sit

the derivative of Amy Sit

Sit*d(Amy)/dx = Polly Sit

by po11y November 28, 2022

sit and scroll

When you bring your phone into the bathroom to chill while you take a dump.

“Where the hell is Cameron?”
“Aw dude we won’t be seeing him for at least 20 minutes. He’s a sit and scroll type of guy. “

by Chopped basil July 29, 2019