Shredding Paper

The residual effects of a loose bowel movement after the initial flush of the toilet bowl.

Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!

by Assman329 July 26, 2024

Shredded

Totally jacked and muscular

Omg you are extremely lean and shredded

by Heyayya May 31, 2023

Shredding the knar

Going hard on snowmobiles, yeeting a snowmobile off a jump.

Dude, you were totally shredding the knar on that machine

by Knarrly January 31, 2022

shred tags

it’s open for inturpretaion. however the basic gist is being hella cool and edgy. a term used by skateboarders.

“oi man, i just smoked the phattest spliff”
“ayyyyyyyyyy that shred tags”

by sid_from_skins May 31, 2018

shredded

When your emotions, or physical advances are completely rejected, ignored, and/or obliterated by the intended recipient

"Hi. Vanessa, I think love you"
"DUDE, does this shirt make my tiny breasts look weird?" *SHREDDED*
"Ohp"

"Hi. You look beautiful today Vanessa"
"Thanks!" *SHREDDED*

"Hi. Vanessa you want to go do something fun today??"
"Bro, got to be home before curfew" *SHREDDED*

by Sawyer66 January 4, 2019

Shredding Lead

Lead, Shredding, Lead Shredding, Shred, Shredder

1) A slang term for firing a weapon, usually a fully automatic.

2) Someone who is immune to bullets, like many main characters in movies, TV shows, ect.

1) "Hey Matt, you in for shredding lead in Gears of War after school?"

2) "Damn... what the hell is up with anime these days? All the central characters just shed the lead and talk shit all episode.

by Led Shredder August 30, 2007

Shred

A referance to the time when you absolutly carved your soul into a run down the mountain. Uttering this word is like the mating call for fellow snowboarders.

Dude do you Shred? Shred. Ya...i frickin shred.

by James THE Shredder January 23, 2018