shredding veggies

To absolutely destroy someone’s penis, either oral or anal.
Holy shit dude, stop shredding veggies
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Shred Poodle

Shred Poodle - Alpine version of the Old Stove that travel in bulk on weekends during the ski season. Migratory patterns in Northeast/New England winter months from late December to Mid March, with occasional hold overs into early April depending on snow conditions. The Shred Poodle usually pack in groups ranging from 3 - 8 Old Stoves, depending on budgetary constraints which are many. Referred to internally as "Girls Weekend." Skiing abilities range disparately, although alcohol intake is usually consistent and persistent. The Shred Pack is vertically integrated, meaning they are well organized from travel logistics & lodging to dining & social scheduling. The Poodles exhibit pack behavior although that can be easily disintermediated with Goom Bay Smashes, Long Island Ice Teas or Mind Erasers. Culling the poodle herd on the later end of Apres is common and quite elementary; at least one poodle is prone to rogue and get separated from the pack.
"Look it's that three pack of tired ol' Shred Poodles we saw drinking at the base lodge apres."
by Regalsword May 31, 2024
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Dick Shredded

When you get a blow-job from someone with braces
Man I just got my dick shredded by Ke-ke.
by Redberry September 10, 2018
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Shredding the knar

Going hard on snowmobiles, yeeting a snowmobile off a jump.
Dude, you were totally shredding the knar on that machine
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Shredding the knar

Going hard on snowmobiles, yeeting a snowmobile off a jump.
Dude, you were totally shredding the knar on that machine
by Knarrly January 31, 2022
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Down tuned jazz shred metal

That is our genre of music, Down tuned jazz shred metal- Alecsandr James (The Guitarist)
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[Shredded] Wheat

1.The severely disheveled appearance of hair and/or clothing after a night of heavy partying and debauchery.
2.The look of your hair after 3 days without a shower.
3.You shower but don't comb or brush your hair...ever.
Man, did you see Corn's hair this morning? Fully Shredded Wheat!
He must have been with Tattoo Woman again.
by Tahoetjd August 10, 2008
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