shred some asphalt

ride a longboard down the middle of the street

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.

by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010

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Get the shred some asphaltmug.

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017

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Get the shred the lettucemug.

Shredding

To go sweaty on whatever you’re doing.

“Damn you’re shredding this new game”

by anonymous May 27, 2021

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Get the Shreddingmug.

Shred

A referance to the time when you absolutly carved your soul into a run down the mountain. Uttering this word is like the mating call for fellow snowboarders.

Dude do you Shred? Shred. Ya...i frickin shred.

by James THE Shredder January 23, 2018

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Get the Shredmug.

1.The severely disheveled appearance of hair and/or clothing after a night of heavy partying and debauchery.
2.The look of your hair after 3 days without a shower.
3.You shower but don't comb or brush your hair...ever.

Man, did you see Corn's hair this morning? Fully Shredded Wheat!
He must have been with Tattoo Woman again.

by Tahoetjd October 6, 2008

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