Boob Shoulder

The grazing of a customer's shoulder by the breasts of the woman cutting said customer's hair.

"I was at supercuts and the chick lining me up gave me some quality Boob Shoulder!"

by joedrums8a February 28, 2009

a shoulder to vomit on

that sweet guy that keeps you company while you're indulging in a monologue with the toilet bowl after you get yourself lobotomized drunk at parties

-Last night Jared served me as a shoulder to vomit on, hadn't it been for him I'd've drowned in the toilet bowl
-Yeah, he's a sweetheart

by ana von hindenburg March 19, 2011

Microchip on my Shoulder

2021 world wide microchip shortage caused by Covid-19 conspiracy theory of microchips being injected with every vaccine shot.

Hey Dustin, did you get Covid-19 vaccine?

Yes I did Mike, I feel awesome now with this "microchip on my shoulder".

by Marcellus_Wallace May 3, 2021

shoulder chuck

when a nigga is walking past you with a black man's strut and forcefully knocks into your shoulder with his causing all of your books to fall to the ground. The only way this can be a legitimate shoulder chuck is if the afore mentioned nigga does not stop and help pick up the books.

john: (walking) what a lovely day.
tyrone: (walking in opposite direction) (shoulder chuck)
(books fall to ground)
john: excuse me sir, would you help pick these up?
tyrone: FUCK YOU BITCH!
thus, a shoulder chuck.

by k vert January 5, 2008

Greek Shoulders

When a man has overly hairy shoulders.

"I saw this guy at the gym the other day. He wasn't wearing a shirt. His shoulders were really hairy. Almost like a greek weightlifter's shoulder. Greek Shoulders."

by Treacheron February 16, 2009

Cold shoulder

1. When one neglects to communicate with another person because they are in a bad mood

2. A reference to Lord of the Rings, when Frodo Baggins is stabbed with a wraith's sword in the shoulder. His shoulder becomes cool to the touch.

1. Fuck, man, my bitch Hallie's giving me the cold shoulder. It must be 'cause I fucked her sister.

2. Gandalf: Why's this nigga, Frodo, layin' here like he fuckin' got stabbed with a wraith's sword?

by PussyMarijuana December 12, 2013

Achille's Shoulder

The act of accidentally ejaculating on one's own shoulder. As a result, the embarassing cleanup cripples the man much like the famous greek hero Achille.

While Steve was stuffing Desirai in the back of his truck, he pulled out early and accidentally gave himself a real sticky Achille's Shoulder.

by anil778877 July 30, 2009