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semen gang

When a girl has had that much semen all up inside her, she creates a group consisting of other girls who are slags like her.
Phil: Oh my God! Did you hear she slept with 4 guys over the weekend?

Tom: Doesn't surprise me, she's blatantly part of semen gang.
by Halluminati February 6, 2017
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satan semen

when a bunch of guys cum into a pot and boil it then proceed to pour it all over some girl and watch it boil her skin
hey guys i just met this girl and she asked if we could give her a little satan semen
by Bible thumper 6.66 July 16, 2020
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semen saver

A girl that is so crazy that she saves a guys semen after sex, while the guy doesn't even know, so she can potentially baby trap him later.
Dude, dont go out with jenna, shes crazy. shes for sure a semen saver.
by B0rd April 16, 2020
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semen thief

A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!
"Why would you stay with her man she's a total semen thief?"
by Semen thief October 8, 2017
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semen samba

The awkward dance a couple does after sex when the toilet roll is just out of reach. Butt cheeks/thighs and miscellaneous tangled body parts must coordinate to prevent a cuddle puddle from forming while flailing for the TP.
My girlfriend and I performed the semen samba after realizing that the tissues were on the other side of the bed.
by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016
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Semen Preservation

Semen preservation is the theory that by not ejaculating you are preserving your "essence" of which makes you a man. It makes you charismatic-ly magnetic to women, while those with the "cavemen mentality" think that the point of sex and life is to bust a nut. In reality, you hold your semen in and the sex will keep on flowing. The thinking is that semen separates men from women, so when you get rid of it you lose that masculinity. The claim is that women can sense this.
Frat Bro: "Semen Preservation is the only thing making you a man, so when you bust a nut you are saying 'I don't want to be a man!' I had sex 14 times in one day and didn't bust a nut once!"
by kiki_____ May 16, 2018
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Semen Water

Greg gave his dad a cup of salty water as a prank, and when he took a sip he spit it out and said “What is this, semen water?”
by thegreginc March 13, 2023
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