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Seven separate sections of safety

There are seven separate sections of safety:
1. Have an escape plan
2. Have equipment for every circumstance

3. Watch for people throwing things at you
4. Watch for anything that can and probably will hurt you
5. Accidents are prohibited

6. Be careful beware of safety

7. Accept that you are probably in danger at any and every given moment
Remember the seven separate sections of safety.
by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024
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The brass section

The Brass section are losers who hate flags when they should hate themselves. They are the reason the band can’t have nice things. They all act like they are 5 year olds. The only nice ones are the tubas. They are every band directors worse nightmares. Overall, this is why the woodwinds are better
Band director: Which section is out of tune
Everyone else: the brass section
Band director: That explains it
by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018
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Section VI

A Section VI or Section 6 is a sexual act where a women (usually your mama) lets me rub my Wang on her C-section scar while we watch the movie Stripes and drink RC Cola from her diaphragm
I ran into your mom when I was out last night and things took a weird turn when she took me to her place and gave me a Section VI then drove me home
by millpool21 December 5, 2021
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section vision

Noun, relating to Waiting/Waitressing

The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.

The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.
Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!
by lastfrontiermama October 29, 2016
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section 35 a

Whenever _____ is coming over and ____ is cleaning her room beforehand, ____ is forced to show ____ her tits.
Hey babe. Section 35 a remember?
by Ezbreezy April 1, 2021
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Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".
Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
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YouTube comment section

YouTube comment sections are something you staying up late reading for hours on end whilst taking Tombocantuxin caffeine pills, even though you don't have the attention span to read college textbooks for equally long periods of time.
Guys, I don't read books anymore. These days, YouTube comment sections are something I stay up late reading for hours on end whilst taking Tombocantuxin caffeine pills.
by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025
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