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Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.
“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”
by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019
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Rilee Maye Saraos

literally such a bitch tbh shes so rude to people who arnt "popular" like man stfu and like trip over a knife
Rilee Maye Saraos - *looks you up and down after you roller your eyes up describing someone* "uh no thanks"
you - man shut your bitchass tf up i never fucking offered anything to you but a fucking bag of shit <33
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Olio di Cocco Sardo

A special italian ointment with unique erotic properties, to be applied from the tip of the nose to the anus with a difficult-to-execute rotating motion involving both hands.
Hi fellow coworker! It’s 9:10 AM, time for your daily sex session. Please, take off your pants and let me apply my Olio di Cocco Sardo on your private parts.
by Gabe_22 May 6, 2024
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<Fungus>Shalashaskian `'`Versus`'` Bone Sarcomians <Osteosarcoma>
<Fungus>Shalashaskian `'`Versus`'` Bone Sarcomians <Osteosarcoma>
by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 24, 2025
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Steveland, The Bone Sarcomian: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Steveland, The Bone Sarcomian: The First Juvenile Release.
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025
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