Saddle Swagger

A prostitute who lives in Nevada who rides people like horses with swag

"im gonna go find myself a saddle swagger for a fun night. SWAG!"

by pimpin4life September 24, 2011

saddle butt

1. The soreness felt on the buttocks after riding a bicycle, motorcycle, or horse when one is not used to it.

2. The way the buttocks looks when grinding in reverse cowgirl or doggystyle.

1. Man, I rode a horse for the first time in years yesterday and I've got the worst saddle butt!

2. Dude, you should see her saddle butt when she's riding.

by mad mortarman November 25, 2021

Poop saddle

When a baby or elderly person is wearing a diaper and defecates in large amounts. The poop runs from the front above the genitals to the rear above the tail bone, hence the “poop saddle”

Hey we’ve got an old man in room three riding a poop saddle

by Mr Apostasy October 28, 2018

saddle meat

A washed up bicycle racer, a biker who has seen better days.

Lance Armstrong ain't much more than saddle meat these days.

by bsieb February 13, 2012

saddle blanket

Slang for native american. Derived from the days native americans rode horses while sitting on blankets instead of saddles. Best used while refering to a good friend. Or funny moment won't be so funny. Atleast pick someone with a sense of humor

Hey, saddle blanket get over here. We got to go.

by wdomkr December 24, 2009

cream saddle sandwich

two pringles sandwiched together with the greatest feat of american engineering, squeeze cheese in between.

i am going to make a cream saddle sandwich!

by 🍝 February 12, 2023

Saddle Crack

The act of a woman receiving oral sex whilst sitting on someone’s face and putting enough weight on them to crack their jaw or cause other facial injury.

“Dude what happened to your face?” - Ron
“She sat on my face so hard I got a saddle crack!”-Ben

by Lady of Poop April 22, 2025