by BustaNutz February 01, 2009
A sexual fetish in which a man dips his penis into nacho sauce then has vaginal intercourse with a woman. The man ejaculates inside of the woman, the semen and nacho sauce mixture is then squirted from the woman's vagina into either person's mouth and then consumed (usually the man consumes the squirted mixture)
by DassBoot April 13, 2009
The sexual act in which a man excretes his man cream all over a womans face.Then takes her head and slams it into the soil of the earth, thus allowing the dirt to stick to her face. Once her eyes roll back into place from the shock, you smash a clay pot over her head and prance away merrily.
Man: Hi my little rose bud. Whatchya doooin?
Unsuspecting Woman: Oh nothing dear, just planting these flowers in my garden.
Man: I got somethin for ya.
Unsuspecting Woman: What is it honey?
Man: The Ol' Squirt and Dirt! SURPRISE!
Unsuspecting Woman: Oh nothing dear, just planting these flowers in my garden.
Man: I got somethin for ya.
Unsuspecting Woman: What is it honey?
Man: The Ol' Squirt and Dirt! SURPRISE!
by masterofburns November 03, 2007
by Bystrick March 22, 2003
Severe Diarrhea! Symptoms include: crippling gas pains, uncontrollable farting attacks, bubble guts, butthole spasms, and BLOWOUT diarrhea! A toilet must be closeby.
by Nickipicki July 26, 2010
To fart but have watery shit come out of your ass and dribble down your leg. (Not to be confused with sharting)
by eli130 September 09, 2009