Cooter Skirt

When a girl wears a skirt and chooses not to wear any underwear with it, it then becomes a cooter skirt due to the likely sighting of a pussy.
I was sitting in class the other day and the teacher wanted to have a group discussion in a circle. Well I'll be damned if I didn't get put right across from a hot girl in a skirt. I looked down and BINGO!! COOTER SKIRT!!!
by JizzyPickle October 22, 2008
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Scottish skirted

to be "kilt", intentionally sounding like "killed." A play on words.
"We Scottish skirted those bastards in the game today!"
by K-Dub & J-Dub March 19, 2007
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cellulite skirt

a mini skirt usually worn by a obese woman at a music festival showing off her cellulite infested thighs
yo bro don't look over there..

*looks* OMG! i think she has a case of cellulite skirt
by baddazoner February 09, 2011
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mini skirt

the sexiest skirts in da shops! da boys will go crazy!!!!!!!
the nxt stage up will be pvc skirts and den ul b well on ur way to b a slot
by stefnie March 21, 2005
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Skirt Steak

An old womans pussy lips and wrinkled inner thighs
Scott was bangin an old lady and said her box looked like a skirt steak
by steaks-a-lot March 04, 2005
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Short skirt

I wear a short scirt and a guy walks up to me so he can fiddle with my pussy
Short skirt
by Simply holly October 13, 2016
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skirt-wearer

A jock in a frock. A scotsman. Someone who wears a skirt albeit tartan.
Fuck me, Mackinnon's wearing a skirt! Yeah, and he won't admit it either, says it's a kilt.
Kilt, skirt, dress or frock, they're the same thing, fucking skirt-wearer!
by theoutlaw. April 28, 2008
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