rubberneck

A total numbnuts!

Slang for a person who has just committed or ready to commit an act of stupidity.

This whole traffic jam is becuase that numbnutted cop decided to stop someone for not using his blinker during rushour. What a freakin rubberneck!

by Rubbernck December 24, 2003

rubberneck

To call somebodys name and then turn or cover your head and not saying anything. The person will yell what and then walk away clueless. its funny. U can also say something like excuse me, or u with the purse. Or be like yo asshole. There are endless possibilites. The person u are rubbernecking will be embarrassed and will have no idea what happened.

John and his friends: HEY Ashley (hides)

Ashley: what, what who called my name! what just happened.

John: (hides and says nothing)

Ashley: o whatever it must be me (walks away clueless)

John and friends: hahahahah she got rubbernecked

by rubberneckerwa April 3, 2010

Ruben

A curly haired bitch that likes wrestling and sucking cock. He is a pussy that fucked his sister. He has little bitch glasses and is blind like a bat without them.

Ruben is such a bitch

by luigi2762 March 6, 2019

Ruben miguel joao

Well do u see the most op thing in the dimension , this is even more powerfull.
He can atrack all females of the universe with just his sexual look he can destroy the universe with is gigantic universe destroyer dick he will also drink a lot and get druged often

Were fuked ruben miguel joao has arrived !!

by Mujuik December 23, 2016

Ruben

Usually a brunette which looks like a ginger. They love beards and seldom shave after matric. Quite happy living on a farm and often drives a Ford. Has a husky voice. Very curious in a sexual kind of way.

I wonder if that Ruben likes anal too?!

by _brixn.m January 2, 2017

ruben caballero

A Mexican donkey rider

I saw a ruben caballero

by 849 sexy pants April 8, 2017

Ruben

A skinny bitch who never answers the phone unless it’s Cesar and wipes standing up

“Ay Ruben get online”
“Is Cesar on”
“No”
Proceeds to hang up the phone

by Tron_4000 January 22, 2020