Ruben is a nasty Mexican man with a beard he has a nasty apartment with bugs beerbottles and 2 cats he doesn’t clean up the poop but he loves the cats , he always wants to be married but doesn’t want to support his wife , always has kids but runs when it comes time to pay for there bills , he rarely showers loves to get drunk and hang out with his friends , he will be tough with a girl but is a coward when a real man shows up .
Man: “Ew what’s that smell is it that dumpster”
Woman: “no it’s just a Ruben “
I was walking down the street and I smelled something nasty then realized it was just a Ruben.
I rented a apartment today it was so bad and nasty I asked the neighbor who lived here before me they told me a Ruben did.
Woman: “no it’s just a Ruben “
I was walking down the street and I smelled something nasty then realized it was just a Ruben.
I rented a apartment today it was so bad and nasty I asked the neighbor who lived here before me they told me a Ruben did.
by A Ruben May 6, 2022
Get the Rubenmug. by Pellitovitch February 7, 2022
Get the Rubenmug. He is the sexiest guy ever and he will treat you like you are the most special girl in the whole world also make you feel so loved too . When you tell him that you love him he will say (yeah i know) but in the end you will find out that that ain't really him. He is the type of guy that will turn you on in a second you could talk to him for hours and it will only seem like 5 second , or you could even hangout with him for 2 hours and it will feel like 2 second. When he gets mad it breaks your heart but give him time because give it 20 minute's and he will be okay saying sorry . He will make everyday of your life seem like that it couldn't get any better. If you have a Ruben keep him and never let him go .
by anonymous September 22, 2022
Get the Rubenmug. by wokter November 30, 2023
Get the Rubenmug. Ruben de Ronde is a producer and dj who is commonly known for co-hosting the A State of Trance (ASOT) Radio Show.
He is a very nice guy.
He is a very nice guy.
by hello_world69 October 6, 2022
Get the Ruben de Rondemug. " Rubén " is basically like a normal " Ruben " with only 1 difference the " é ". The " é " do the extra in between of the normal Ruben the Bad ass RUBÉN .
Becaus by the "é" he becomes a Threefold Super Sayayín a "real real person"(no fake person) a Fucker a Guy you have to take seriously!
-Mostly latin person.
Becaus by the "é" he becomes a Threefold Super Sayayín a "real real person"(no fake person) a Fucker a Guy you have to take seriously!
-Mostly latin person.
Ruben: "yo bro come chilln?"
RUBÉN:"Why not, you got money? and chicas"
Ruben:"No bro come"
RUBÉN: "YOU ASK ME TO CHILL BUT YOU GOT NOTHING COME MAKE SOME MONEY WORK HARD PLAY HARD NO MURCY PRIMO!!"
Ruben:"Okey you're right "
RUBÉN:"Why not, you got money? and chicas"
Ruben:"No bro come"
RUBÉN: "YOU ASK ME TO CHILL BUT YOU GOT NOTHING COME MAKE SOME MONEY WORK HARD PLAY HARD NO MURCY PRIMO!!"
Ruben:"Okey you're right "
by MR.UNKNOW January 2, 2017
Get the Rubenmug. by Qnotajew July 7, 2021
Get the Rubenmug.