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Ruben

Ruben is a rlly hot guy who is the youngest in his family and who takes forever to respond but he’s Juan’s man
Who’s Ruben
by Juanreynoso713 July 9, 2023
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Ruben

You're only a Ruben if you use Arch Linux.
by qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp October 24, 2022
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Ruben

Ruben is the perfect person in this world. He is cute, handsome, muscular, tall and the perfect guy. He has an Huge penis usually about 7 to 8 iches. Nothing can bother Ruben in this world everything is perfect.
Ruben is just perfekt
Ruben is life

Ruben is everything
by Nitsjo January 30, 2019
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rubenating

that Ruben guy is rubenating all over his pixy sticks
by BigCheez February 23, 2014
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Rubens

A very and gentle guy. Passionate about life and politics, usually Rubens is someone who doesn’t go blind upon poverty and injustice. Someone to trust and never let go
“Rubens won’t be able to come here today. He is at the community association helping delivering food”
by Comrade Ru November 29, 2021
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Ruben

" Rubén " is basically like a normal " Ruben " with only 1 difference the " é ". The " é " do the extra in between of the normal Ruben the Bad ass RUBÉN .

Becaus by the "é" he becomes a Threefold Super Sayayín a "real real person"(no fake person) a Fucker a Guy you have to take seriously!

-Mostly latin person.
Ruben: "yo bro come chilln?"
RUBÉN:"Why not, you got money? and chicas"
Ruben:"No bro come"
RUBÉN: "YOU ASK ME TO CHILL BUT YOU GOT NOTHING COME MAKE SOME MONEY WORK HARD PLAY HARD NO MURCY PRIMO!!"
Ruben:"Okey you're right "
by MR.UNKNOW January 2, 2017
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Ruben Simp

Someone who delusionally thinks Ruben Sim is goated despite the fact Ruben mocked grooming victims, made terrorist threats, is a member of KiwiFarms, drew BDSM pornography of a minor's Roblox avatar, sending his fans after random people he holds (usually petty) grudges against, defended known predators (E.g. KonekoKitten), having dated a 12 year old as an adult, grooming his fanbase to think harassment is justified if the victim is a furry, the possibility he may be a pedophile in hiding, and his unjustified beef with the furry fandom.
Ruben Simps are an example of when people worship false idols.

Synonyms:

-Rabbids (Like the video games)
-Fetuses
-Meatrider
-Dickrider
-Groyper
-Retard
by Cynical Man November 18, 2025
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