pulling root

the act of manually stimulating the penis, as with masterbation or handjobs

"I keep a box of tissues next to the bed in case I feel like pulling root before I go to sleep."

by Gypsychique December 17, 2006

Grass Roots

When you pull out your pubes one by one with tweezers

My friend Josh showed me how to perform Grass Roots on my ballsack

by lilsavage81401 May 20, 2018

root beef

originated in an asian resturaunt located in littleton, new hampshire and put on to the food menu under the non-alcoholic drinks, this drink is listed as root beef.

not to be confused with the drink known as rootbeer, root beef is more creamier and satisfying, and has a hint of a meaty tang to it! its better then the average cream soda. this drink contains over 109% of your daily protein you'll need everyday!

"yes, i will have the veggie lo mein and a nice tall glass of root beef please."

"are you getting enough protein in your diet? ask your docter about ROOT BEEF, today!"

by rebeccaRUCKUS August 6, 2008

Hug Root

Basically means, Suck a Dick

Whatever moron, hug root.

by Plurtwink August 13, 2008

rooted system

The after-math of the human body being fucked.

:Did you just get done boneing Sherrie?
:Yeah look at that "Rooted System".

by Brant Pernciaro May 28, 2006

pop a root

when a male gets an erection.

That girl was so fine she made me pop a root!

by tightiewhitie April 26, 2011

got root?

its like got milk but for hackers or for ROBLOX's sword fight on the heights players like me

*hacks the call of duty lobby* narrator: got root?

by thesussyballman August 8, 2022