Mind Clear Testicles Clear

When, before an exam, one masturbates to clear the testicles, therefore clearing the mind.

When the prefect caught Timmy masturbating he asked what he was doing, Timmy replied, "Mind Clear Testicles Clear" "You can't simply do only one"

by K3YB0ARDASAURUS March 28, 2015

the hum of reptiles

What comes out of politician's mouths

I leave the TV on mute 'cos I can't stand the hum of reptiles.

by afsmist December 4, 2017

the young and the restless

Four girls who watch Jeffy, eat chicken Alfredo, and are brown. If you don’t have the young and the restless, you don’t have a good life

“Did you see the young and the restless last night?
“Yeah they were having so much fun!”

“I wish I could be the young and the restless”

by jeffyjr12345 December 23, 2017

Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag

I do not want a screaming cat's testicles

by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018

Satan’s Testicles

Very hot as in degrees

It’s as hot as Satan’s Testicles

by PUSSYFUCKER12345 June 1, 2019

Devil’s testicles

Any vegetable that people hate, especially those that makes one gag.

Mary sliced up the devil’s testicles and put them in the frying pan to caramelize.

by zzing December 8, 2021

Tap Your Testicles Twice

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Tap Your Testicles Twice

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025