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First Rejection Syndrome

When someone gets rejected for the first time, all the other hookups that they have seem meaningless until they hookup with the person that rejects them.
Bro 1:Remember when that chick denied you?
Bro 2:Yeah it sucked. I knew I had to get with her at some point.
Bro 1:Classic first rejection syndrome.
by bkupa18 November 30, 2014
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Bowel Rejection

When you get that feeling you really need to shit but you've been sitting on the toilet for an hour or more and nothing comes out.
Dude, i tried taking a shit yesterday, but i got a Bowel Rejection instead.
by What_was_taken November 27, 2021
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Heaven's Rejection

This is usually when you get to Post Nut Clarity but someone has to punch your nuts right as you reach it.
Guy 1: Dude what happened to Keith?

Guy 2: Oh his girl had done "Heaven's Rejection".
Yeah he can't really nut or have kids for a while.
by 0Roach0 September 23, 2019
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receptionised

VB to get shelved by a receptionist or "gate keeper" of a large company even when your enquiry is valid and useful,
I got receptionised by the big corp. on the other side of town, even though i knew the new product they brought out breaks many many laws.
I cant believe that company receptionised me!!!
by funkysk8er September 22, 2009
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receptionitis

A severe, and often fatal, swelling of the brain common in receptionists, secretaries, administrative assistants, and any others who typically fill their days with mindless busywork and talking to semi-neanderthalic people.
"Dear me, my receptionitis seems to be having a rather severe--" -brain hemmorage-
by pikachizzle November 30, 2011
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Redaction Highlighter

Black permanent marker with a thick or flat tip as used to redact paperwork. Essentially the opposite effect of a highlighter.
"This document has some classified information on it, could you pass me the redaction highlighter?"
by ProxyFox September 22, 2020
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Receptionist

Receptionist r Hella gay
by Dmak98 September 22, 2022
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