orville redenBonker

Unintentionally bonk the same spot on your head

Watch out for the corner of that end table... dont want to orville redenBonker yourself

by ThatBumholio June 6, 2024

Ask a redhead out day

November 18 is a day where somebody asks out a ginger

You- “it’s November 18 has anyone asked you out yet today?”
Redhead- “no, why”
You- “it’s ask out a redhead day”
Redhead- “what’s that mean?”
You- “you just ask out a red read on Ask a redhead out day “

by Annah banana November 17, 2020

Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024

Molest a Redhead Week

Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.

Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz

by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024

National Beat A Redhead Day

September 7th is National Beat A Redhead Day

“Make sure to beat that redhead on September 7th.”
“Why?”
“It’s National Beat A Redhead Day.”

by WilliamAftonKinnie March 3, 2025