Thirteenth Reason

Don’t jump. *sets up camera* Okay, you can jump now.

“I think I just found my thirteenth reason,”

by Veeve June 14, 2023

give something a reason

To give someone/something a cause and/or motivation and justification to kill you.

A gorilla is not something you give something a reason, unless you’re a chimpanzee.

by Hoodnature March 7, 2023

The reason I'm in here

It's that fake hedgehog again.

Sonny: The reason I'm in here is because of that fake hedgehog!
Amy: This again?

by JadeBlade08 February 23, 2022

The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl

There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.

by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019

Banter Reasons

Reasons to engage in banter for someone else. For example, doing something stupid for banter.

Let's evolve some pokemon for banter reasons

by Wade 1738 nah fam September 4, 2016

Reasonable Crash Out

When you Crash Out (lose your shit) but the situation is so messed up you’re justified.

Person A: Did you hear Jessie punched Sam in the Jaw, shot her, and then stomped on her face?

Person B: Didn’t Sam suggest jessie make amends with her ex after he cheated on her with SAM??!

Person A: Yeah i think so.

Person B: Eh, reasonable crash out, i would’ve done the same.

by ThunderousKirin March 10, 2025

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025