Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024
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range 1.5m

The famous ejaculation length from a stint of no masturbation.
Gareth had range 1.5m.
by GoatC23 April 28, 2014
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chili rangs

When Michael has too many spiked strawberry lemonade he shows everybody his chili rangs!
by Unstable_rabbit January 06, 2018
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free range crotch grazer

One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.
Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.
by Tittsmcgee April 13, 2022
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rang

Hype. Chill. A word that fits all your needs.
"I bet you could roll a really rang blunt" - RawrCrocodile
"Did the Queen just die? Now THIS is not rang" -Chump
by Wiltee_ February 28, 2022
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Rang

"Have you heard about jumbeldliam getting banned? Absolutely not rang if you ask me"
by uwumonster March 02, 2022
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Rang

A North Eastern Massachusetts slang meaning THC vaporizer or "Cart".
The origins of the word come from students using the word "Dab" to talk about there carts. Which then turned to "Crab" Then "CrabRANGoon" Then "Rang"
"Mr.Parsons is on the way,Put away the rang!"
"Rang for buzz?"
"Gotta rang?"
by GHS Slang June 17, 2024
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