Raccoons

A parody of Baby by Justin Bieber. It's performed by four kids who cleary can't sing the song. There's also an unfinished rap that is part of the official music video.

Person 1: "Have you heard of Raccoons?"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"

by Angery Goomba Except not November 7, 2019

Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.

“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”

by Zero_G93 July 8, 2023

Raccoon rage

When you are in engaging in the doggy style sex position you begin to scrape the entire back side of their body to arouse them!

Derek raccoon rage Melanie in the trailer park. Melanie then had to get a tetanus shot.

by Maddy Mackenzie is a whore July 8, 2012

Raccooning

When you laugh so hard you cry and smear your eyeliner and look like a raccoon

*watching random viral video*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAAH! OH NO! I'VE SMEARED MY MAKE UP! I'm RACCOONING!

You: ew.

by manleeman June 14, 2011

Raccoon Whackers

A group of criminals, specifically thieves, who are a little crazy.

Did you here about those raccoon whackers at the corner store?

by yhihgtfyguhijoiuyfxcghui June 5, 2016

Raccoon

A lengthened version of the word coon

ur a raccoon

by NotReal1174638 January 29, 2023

Raccoons at a Rave

The collective of a group of employees who are completely useless at the job they have been employed to do. All they do, all day long, is fuckarse around as if they are at a rave party.

OMG, FFS, my employees in the warehouse area bunch of raccoons at a rave!

by Its_broken December 26, 2024