Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024
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range 1.5m

The famous ejaculation length from a stint of no masturbation.
Gareth had range 1.5m.
by GoatC23 April 28, 2014
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chili rangs

When Michael has too many spiked strawberry lemonade he shows everybody his chili rangs!
by Unstable_rabbit January 06, 2018
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free range crotch grazer

One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.
Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.
by Tittsmcgee April 13, 2022
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Voodoo Ranging

Partying so hard that Cammy blacks out and wakes up in a gas station on Stacy and Exchange.
Yeah we hit the Strip and were Voodoo Ranging all weekend I’m hungover af.
by Bigpeen29 March 30, 2023
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torpedo range

The distance semen travels over the female body.
Man, I have a super long torpedo range. I aimed from her vagina all the way to her hair.
by KangarooPanda March 17, 2017
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Range Blaster Main

Commonly found in tower control, Hate torpedoes, Will get 23 kills from pressing ZR, Often Prochara fans, the coolest and best splatoon players
by PunkyCalamari June 04, 2023
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