Rum

Our overlord. He is eternal. We shall follow him into the light and watch the world burn beneath our feet, but we will stay living under the rule of our King.

"Rum is our King."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes, but only on Sundays because that's when we feed him."
"What?"
"Yeah, he only likes pine seeds and blackberries."
"What is he, a bird or something?"
"Yes."
"I-"

by Quartings August 18, 2019

rum

horny mf

dude your such a rum

by Jensteenmiu July 28, 2021

rum

A drink that you drink if your alone at you party, you fucking loser

Me: damn, thats som gud rum Nobody: ....

by OKOKOKOKOKOKOKKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO April 30, 2019

Rum

All together a piece of shit mother fucker. The worst of the worst. Liar Cheater. Just down right the biggest POS there is. Jobless Women bigger No direction in life unremorseful. Has nothing to gave to anyone or life. Womenaziter. Awful

Michael is a rum . Won't get a job and beats his wife. He is being a rum, won't he amount to shit

by RachetEvaandCourtney0812 November 21, 2024

Rum

'It is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.' Usually gone on account of Mrs Elizabeth Swan, either for the likes of bonfire or to amuse an audience.

'Why is the rum gone?'
'But why is the rum gone?

by Luke1090809 June 28, 2022

Rum

Rum - a boy who is cool in his actions this usually in a comedic manner. This rum way of like often give his a high recognition within the “BOYS

Oh look there’s brodie he’s so rum. So rum all the girls love him he’s just so funny

by Golddigger224 July 14, 2022

Dutch Rum

Dutch is a closeted homosexual who dresses like an E-Boy. He cannot keep a girl for more than 5 seconds. And airdrops micro penis pics

Are those two males making out the must be Dutch Rum’s

by IsaacGilespieeeee November 13, 2019