Rum

A piece of shit! Someone who brings down others so their miserable ass has someone to hangout with!

Josh ayal is a fucking rum! He is always shooting meth and sucking dicks!

by Chelserie hehe October 30, 2021

rum plug

After a night of drinking rum, you wake early the next morning and shit a super hard brick that stretches your anus to painful extremes but has a clean break. Its usually followed a little while later with an epic dose of the runs.

*limping back to bed* Morning wifey, I just shat a rum plug, you have an hour to use the bathroom before I need it again.

by MoistMoose October 8, 2022

Rumming on empty

Strong cocktail 2oz pineapple rum, 2oz coconut rum, 1oz vanilla vodka, 1oz blue curaçao, splash of orange juice.

That new drink rumming on empty knocked me out.

by Rhody401 January 26, 2022

Rum Cake

Cake with rum in it. Drunk rock crusher in Manassas poured rum in wifes cake batter.

I really want to get hammered. Got any rum cake?

by Burtchiggins November 25, 2020

Rum plum

That little ball of poop that hangs from your ass. Also known as a dinkle berry.

Guy 1: I just threw you a rum plum. Don't eat it
Guy 2: that's nasty bro

by DetailedFrenzy February 6, 2021

Bum Rum

An cocktail/sex move consisting of turning a bottle of rum upside down in ones anus and the drinking the ensuing cocktail.

My wife and I spiced up the bedroom with a little bum rum!

by AnonymousBDH February 15, 2021

RUM

A Real Useless Motherfucker

That guy is just a rum, don't worry about him

by KeroseneK99 March 23, 2021