procrastination 

Things i have done while procrastinating

1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it)
2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping)
3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website)
4.Blown many a load
5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals
6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo)
7. Eaten many a hot pockets
8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over.....

What great things we have accomplished from procrastination

procrastination by were we came in? July 31, 2008

Productive Procrastination 

Rationalizing your procrastination by doing something else productive.

Wil: "Have you finished that drawing for class yet?"
Amy: "No, I'm too busy doing the dishes."
Wil: "That's such productive procrastination and you know it."

Productive Procrastination by AKM178 February 22, 2011

procrastinature 

A human state of mind or temperament signified by long bouts of indecision and uncertainty. The lifelong simmering inability to make a firm decision, and its' associated symptoms.

It was fortunate my drivers license was suspended, since I was having such trouble deciding where to road-trip for my holiday. Yes, those police really did my procrastinature a favor.

My! He really suffers his own procrastinature.

procrastinature by magnet928 February 26, 2011

Procraftinator 

Someone who avoids a task by engaging in one or more crafts that they most likely will not complete.

"Although I have not wrote any of my domestic violence paper, I have began a screen play. Today I was a procraftinator"

Procraftinator by Procraftinator December 7, 2014

procrastinatist 

What you are, So GTFO and do your work.

The procrastinatist goes and plays instead of doing his homework/work/duties.

You are a procrastinatist.

procrastinatist by DavidNaix December 8, 2010

Pre-Procrastination 

The art of accepting the fact that you will wind up doing a task at the last minute, so an educated decision is made just not to bother with it now and complete the task at the last minute.

Pre-Procrastination:

Person 1: "Are you working on your assignment due next week?"
Person 2: "Nah I've Pre-Procrastinated to just work on it the night before."

Pre-Procrastination by Andy and Sandy September 19, 2012

Pawsitive procrastination 

Derived from "positive procrastination". Positive procrastination is when you put off doing an urgent task by doing less urgent activities (such as cleaning, working out, running errands, ect.). Pawsitive procrastination is like positive procrastination, but specifically using pet care/attention activities to avoid work.

My term paper is due tonight but I am engaged in pawsitive procrastination by taking my dog on an extra walk today.

Pawsitive procrastination by Valkling October 9, 2020