popcorn horn

The act of expelling popcorn out of one's anus through a brown vuvuzela during the special olympics. See poopoozela.

Rumor has it that the song "She Wolf" was conceived when Shakira was popcorn horned by Kimbo Slice.

by veronicacolemanfromucdavis November 21, 2010

salted popcorn

The best way to eat popcorn

Friend 1:MMmmm I love this salted popcorn
FRiend 2: yes I agree it is the best way to eat popcorn

by ShotoTodorokiLover0112 December 7, 2021

popcorn boobs

When an excessive amount of popcorn falls into the cleavage of a well endowed woman and gets stuck there until it is able to get removed.

man, after that movie I have the worst case of popcorn boobs, it's all over in there!

by Weirdo_friend October 25, 2017

Popcorn Axis

When you are high and eating popcorn in bed, there is a thing called a popcorn axis. You must prop yourself up in your bed at the right angle, in order to get the popcorn in your mouth. If you are not on the popcorn axis, you get popcorn all over and it ends up in your bed for your boyfriend to find in his bum in the morning.

Last night I wasn't on my popcorn axis and my boyfriend woke up to find popcorn in his asshole.

by popcornaxischick December 23, 2022

quirky popcorn

A quirky popcorn is when you jerk off too much with scorching hot popcorn seeds to the point where you get third degree burns on your dick. At this point you look like Deadpool had sex with a wrinkly old grandma who has herpigoneciphilaids.

Dude I pulled a quirky popcorn last night and now I can't feel my will to live.

by CreepyStalker36 January 4, 2018

Popcorn Addict

Someone who despite telling you that they are indeed on a diet and have left their favorite movie theater snack behind, would willingly sacrifice their own child to the almighty Orville Redenbacher in exchange for a singular kernel with which to pop and consume happily, knowing that their first born child is forever gone in return for a measly kernel.

Jack: "Hey man how's your diet going?"
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."

by RichardsLeftNut March 27, 2019

Popcorn Male

Looks innocent enough until u apply the heat then pop pop, you're dead

The bullies realized too late that he was a popcorn male

by cheekyarmadillo February 10, 2022