soup pisser

An insult to describe someone who pisses in your soup, aka being a buzzkill or pooping on your party.

Anthony: (is a femboy, does literally nothing to hurt anyone)
Unnamed Bully: kys ✌️
Anthony: oh, stfu, soup pisser.

by fartymartylikestoparty April 6, 2026

shittin' the ponce's pisser

a crappy outing

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009

rushing the pisser

Undue harassment of someone using the urinal, trying to get them to hurry up

Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"

by smendler September 29, 2013

The Miosis Pisser

When you break into an ocular surgery clinic where someone is getting laser eye surgery then squat over their head and rip a 10 week old piss over their exposed, vulnerable, bare eye with the PSI of a fire hose.

I got Michael with The Miosis Pisser.

by ADCAR December 13, 2023

pop you in the pisser

Kick you in the balls.

If you don't stop irritating me I will pop you in the pisser.

by mlhiss August 28, 2025