adj. Pirate drunk is the condition whereas you are so drunk, that you see double. To compensate, you cover one eye (like a pirate's eye patch). Typically, you are so drunk that you do not have a problem talking to someone seated next to you with one hand over your eye.
Lisa, "Tom called me from the bar last night, and I couldn't understand a word he said. He was totally pirate drunk."
MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."
MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."
by chi_tom July 20, 2008
Get the pirate drunkmug. by JugglaJay83 June 5, 2004
Get the chode piratemug. a) Someone whose a fag, (gay) and probably likes to sit nearer than 5 feet to their bro in a hot tub.
b) Cosplay pirate that enjoys mooning people.
b) Cosplay pirate that enjoys mooning people.
Eg. “Man, look at those moonlight pirates over there!”
“Ayo check it out! There’s one moonlight pirate inside another! That shits crazy man!”
“Ayo check it out! There’s one moonlight pirate inside another! That shits crazy man!”
by dick fingers! April 27, 2020
Get the Moonlight piratesmug. Your typical Caribbean Plunderer who enjoys "swabbing the poop deck" with his "first mate." Pastimes also involve comparing frigate sizes with other captains and polishing another captain's plank.
...Also ass pirates enjoy homosexual intercourse.
...Also ass pirates enjoy homosexual intercourse.
"Arr!! Its time to pillage the village"
"look mateys ive found buried treasure"
Ass pirate: "Lets get that poop deck dirrty"
"look mateys ive found buried treasure"
Ass pirate: "Lets get that poop deck dirrty"
by The 'vet gets em wet June 13, 2006
Get the ass piratemug. A trilogy of films documenting the tales of one Captain Jack Sparrow and his crew of wild yet loyal miscreants, and their quest to pillage the seas of the Spanish main. The first installment of which, entitled "The Curse of the Black Pearl," released in 2003, became widley popular as the first PG-13 Disney movie ever released. Also, the release of "Black Pearl" boosted the lead actor, Johhny Depp, into super-star status, also causing widespread fits of *fan girling worldwide. The second film, "Dead Man's Chest" proceeded to shatter all opening weekend records, grossing a supposed $155 million plus dollars in three days. Also starring Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly, the third installment of the epic Trilogy is currently filming, and is set to be released Memorial Day weekend of 2007.
* See fan girling.
* See fan girling.
"Did you see Johnny Depp in Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean?! He's so hot he made me get all 'fan-girl'!"
by Elizabeth V. August 3, 2006
Get the Pirates Of The Caribbeanmug. One who becomes heavily intoxicated and steals whatever he can get his hands on. Once awakened in the morning, he finds himself lying atop a pile of treasure.
by Griz April 30, 2004
Get the Drunk Piratemug. A pirate who doesn't rape and pillage but rather cries alone in the middle of his "ocean of sorrows" about not being able to find his pirate queen.
by Dr. Koonie, PhD, OBGYN December 28, 2005
Get the Emo Piratemug.