pelembe

A spliff, reefer or joint.

Hold the fort, I'm just nipping outside for a skinny pelembe.

Dave- Have you got any weed or anything?

Baz- I've got just enough hash for a 1 skin pelembe. Let's burn it later.

by Jimbob Dobbs May 30, 2023

Phlebotinum

Used to know if you are in a time loop

Phlebotinum

by Jewel394 July 5, 2023

phleed

When you decide you want a uniuqe username and put a made up word.

"Bro i dont know what my username should be"

"Make up a word"

"Ummm fled, fleed, Phleed"

by Phleed July 30, 2023

phleugmt

When a bagel flys through a blade and doesn’t fully cut said bagel when they should have a knife that goes “phleugmt”

“Why don’t they have a knife that goes phleugmt.

by -the bagel slicer September 12, 2023

phlegotemable

horrific, terrifying, atrocious

omg that nasty skank’s nails are so short i bet they to stab into her fingerbeds. How phlegotemable!

by Mistyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 28, 2023

Phemlemem

An item placed in the wrong section of a store, such as a grocery store. Often caused by customers deciding not to buy something they had placed in their cart and putting it back on a random shelf. Can be the basis of a game in which players search for, photograph and share phemlemems.

I saw the most hilarious phemlemem today: a 2-pound package of bacon in the vegan section.

by 80sDefs December 30, 2023

phlegmasiuos

1. Phlegmasious, when somthing has the texture of phlegm. (phlegm is the thick mucus that forms up in your throat when you are cold or sick)

This slime has a wierd texture, it feels phlegmasiuos.

by Asaword January 21, 2024