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Philip

I am a philip simp! Everyone is a simp for him !
Me: omg he is so fine cuz he is philip
by Phiipstan1 May 21, 2022
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Philip

Philip may be known as a horse lover but it is simply their anatomy he adores. Philip is a kind and intelligent person with a love for oversized bottoms. Besides this and his admiration of southern exotic women, philip has a weakness for things others may call garbage found on the street. His talent for building lets him create true masterpieces of interior design out of trash. Although his ideas sometimes may sound extraterrestrial they truly just are a little futuristic. Altogether Philip has a great mind but also sometimes need to be reminded that he is only human.
If you are not afraid of his stubbornness you should definitely get yourself a philip in your life.
Example1

Person 1: look at this Hobo collecting trash
Person 2: thats not a hobo, thats philip the architect. You should defintely follow his work

Example 2
Woman 1: aaarrgh philip and his stubborness is driving me crazy
Woman 2: you should co sider yourself lucky. You will never find a zaddy like him again
by fifficent May 26, 2022
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Philip

The most dry skinned man in the whole wide world. He is the crustiest of them all. He is the chosen crust. He is crust man.
Oh look, theres Philip!
Oh god hes crusty!
by JesuCrust December 7, 2021
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Gianna Philips

A “free-spirt” i don’t give a head typa gal! never showers but manages to pull guys! she even snagged a boyfriend! basically the definition of a greasy mire.
Have you ever seen a head like Gianna Philips in a crowd?
by CarmellaRules December 27, 2021
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Philip

This guy WILL HAVE the biggest dick you will ever see in real life. He will fuck your mom if you are unlucky enough, but mostly he just masturabates. Philip sucks at all sports, but is a god at playing minecraft.

He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.

This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.
Guy1: Man you are the fucking best a minecraft! Do you have the ability to speak with dolphins by any chance?
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!
by suckamock123123123123 December 29, 2021
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Philip is a kind hearted, loving, funny and a handsome boy who will make you feel so loved and appreciated like no other.
Oh, you‘re with Philip? You‘re a lucky girl !
by Lini <3 November 21, 2021
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philip

someone that is very annoying and likes watching naked ppl cry on pirated shows
philip, a bitch
by anonymous March 8, 2022
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